badsynthesis

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Security, working on automated risk analysis at scale. Also board games, virology, fairy tales and D&D

Hello Americans on Mastodon, I know we don't feel like there's much to celebrate this July 4th. It's been a rough several years.

So I want to talk about how we're making history right now.

Corporations that publicly endorsed Trump's megabill. These are not companies that supported the bill by donating to the politicians that voted for it (although most did that too). These are companies that endorsed the bill publicly and were featured on a White House webpage. People should know the companies that made this choice.

#BigFuglyBill #BBB #BigBillionaireBill #TrumpDidThis #RepublicansDidThis #GOPKakistocracy #Project2025 #NoRepublicansEverAgain #USPol

last day of my internship today so i got a souvenir

⚠️ In four days Gemini wants to scan your phone ⚠️

Stop #Google now: 👉 https://tuta.com/blog/how-to-disable-gemini-on-android

#GeminiAI #Google #Android #PrivacyMatters

On this the anniversary of the Night of the Long Knives, it's important to recognize what is happening here. It isn't hyperbole when it's accurate. - White Rose Resistance

The first people gassed at Auschwitz were not Jews, or even Germans. They were foreigners. They were Soviet POWs and Poles. Auschwitz was not built to be an extermination camp. The original ovens were for handling routine deaths of sick prisoners.

Don’t let the fucking fucks at ICE tell you they are different. Don’t let your neighbors tell you it’s not the same. It never starts with death camps. It starts with racial animus, dehumanization, and mass detention.

This ca. 5,000-year-old Neolithic polished flint axe with its original ash wood handle is remarkable well preserved.

During the Neolithic period in Denmark, as agriculture began to expand, farmers had to clear the forests, which involved felling trees and burning away brushwood in preparation for cultivation. They used polished flint axes for both tree felling and timber work.

Fount at Sigerslev bog, Denmark, dating 3,100-3,000 BC.

On display National Museum Copenhagen

#archaeology

I'm going to echo @johnquiggin here - the USA is now basically a dictatorship that its public doesn't really want to believe is a dictatorship:

https://johnquigginblog.substack.com/p/the-end-of-us-democracy

I remember reading someone commenting in 2014, I think, about how there would be no obvious sign that the USA's democracy was failing at the time, but the signs would only be obvious in hindsight. Historians would point to some event or person and say, "This was one of the key decisions that caused the USA to slip into an authoritarian dictatorship".

Remember, this was the time of the Tea Party, of unrelenting opposition to everything Obama did. It was a time where the Republican party pushed the USA to the brink of failing to pass its budget simply to make it look like the Democrats were 'the baddies'. It was a time where the Republican party showed that it had abandoned any semblance of co-operation, and was only interested in destroying anyone and anything it disagreed with.

I work for a company with its headquarters in the USA. I talk to those people living there. And the thing that disappoints me, to be honest, is that they keep on going and hoping that 'this all won't affect [them]'. Any half competent student of Germany coming up to WWII can see exactly how that attitude played out for the German public: ignoring the killings and the imprisonments and the regime setting itself up with no opposition and no supervision.

To the people in the USA who I know I say: get out while you still can.

Because you think you'll have plenty of time. You think you'll be able to find another country that will take you on your time-table, when you need to leave. You think you're never going to need to leave because you're as American as anyone else, or you live in a nice town, or you have good friends, or it's going to be so difficult.

I don't think we're going to end up at another world war as the end-point; I don't think the USA is going to seriously invade Canada or Greenland or China or Mexico or anyone else.

I think the end point is that the vast majority of USAdians will find themselves struggling to earn enough to keep themselves clothed and fed, while they watching the Republicans and its cronies enriching themselves. They'll discover that protest is illegal and that people they know have 'disappeared' into prisons or worse. They'll find that they - as immigrants or as same-sex couples or as mixed-race families or as just ordinary citizens who don't slavishly follow the Trumpublicans - are targeted for vigilante violence.

The real problem for the USA is that all the real money is going to already flee. Bezos and Musk and Buffett and Gates and so on will just move to New Zealand or Lichtenstein or a Caribbean island; their money will already be in international banks and trusts and funds that the USA can't touch. The Republicans will squeeze the poor people tighter, but the rich people will have already have left.

The end of US democracy

I’ve held off posting this in the hope of coming up with some kind of positive response, but I haven’t got one.

John Quiggin's Blogstack

You've been following me for years in the NYT opinion section about how the Trump admin isn't listening to courts. Our institutions are starting to fail and I think Democrats in the next election will have a lot of work to do to win back voters,

After I answer the loud banging at my door, an important🧵 about next steps 1/n

Sinaloa cartel used phone data and surveillance cameras to find FBI informants, DOJ says
https://www.reuters.com/world/americas/sinaloa-cartel-hacked-phones-surveillance-cameras-find-fbi-informants-doj-says-2025-06-27/
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If you're looking for alternatives to "you guys" or "ladies and gentlemen" etc look no further
@redsad I like - “hello fellow travelers” cause we’re all on a journey 🙄😳
@redsad "Mother... has arrived!"

@zalasur @redsad

Every motherfucker in the house

@redsad tag yourself, i'm cheese bags
@redsad I've always been partial to "Hello friends!"
@redsad shouldn’t it be “Guess what, parentf***er?” To be properly gender neutral?
@moof @redsad gender isn’t sexual orientation
@what @redsad but we are assuming the parent’s gender
@moof @redsad no, we’re assuming the fucker’s sexual orientation
@moof @redsad Since the person being addressed is the fucker of the mother, and a fucker can be anyone, it is a gender neutral greeting.
@hellomiakoda @redsad yes, but that also assumes that the parent has a specific binary gender. Which is arguably impolite in this context
@moof @hellomiakoda @redsad every mammal on earth had one mother and one father, so that's really a rule, not an assumption.
@hyc @moof @redsad Gender and sex are different things, and not all intersex persons are infertile.
@hellomiakoda @moof @redsad even a fertile intersex person can only be either a mother or a father. They cannot be both. Every living mammal had a parent whose role was "mother". Thus the term "motherfucker" is all inclusive.
@hyc @moof @redsad And times changed and we understand roles, sex, gender, etc are all nuanced things, and so the term, like many others, may change
@moof @hellomiakoda @redsad Nobody specifically said it's their parent. The term merely assumes there is a mother (of unspecified gender) and that sex occurred.
@redsad Foolish mortals… I could see me using that one. “Alright foolish mortals, listen up!”
@what @redsad Best of all it's Thiel-exclusive.
@redsad "Stay fresh, Cheese Bags!" 🤣️💀️

@hellomiakoda @redsad

That one still makes me chuckle.

Have also used it at work to mixed reactions.

🙂

@hellomiakoda @redsad we do not refer to each other as “cheese bags” nearly enough, do we cheese bags?

@redsad

"An Excellent Starter Pack"
[ 🎵 chime ]

#ashens #chefexcellence

@redsad Mashing up a couple recent threads involving our Deviant friend, how about “Pump on, grease buckets!”
@redsad "Greetings, humans" is my go to, human.

@redsad

Me, manning the local polling spot: “Greetings, Citizen/s!”

@redsad may I ask for this, but in 3x3 dnd style LG through CE layout?
@redsad
"You guys" is gender neutral.
@draken @redsad I thought it was becoming gender neutral, but I was posed the question "How many guys have you slept with." I think it can be considered neutral under some very limited circumstances, but right not generally no, it's still dudes.
@garretpolk @redsad
"Guy" refers to men/males. "You guys" is the gender neutral term.
@draken @garretpolk @redsad I'd be careful with that assumption as it has not followed where I am. I know non-males who do not appreciate being lumped in to "guys" plural.
@draken It's not. Guys/Gals is a gendered binary.
@draken @redsad No it is not. If it was, then: "Which one of the guys from last night did you hook up with?" would also be perfectly fine to ask your straight male acquaintance who insists on "guys" being gender neutral.
@redsad i would approve if from now on all #news hosts start their show with: "guess what, motherfuckers."
@redsad "oi you, fuck off" is gender neutral and has the advantage of not expecting a follow-up. And includes a pronoun, just to mess with them.

@redsad
As gender neutral forms of address go, I have used "Esteemed colleagues, ..." with some modest success.

#linguistics #language #business #publicSpeaking

@redsad
I got tapped to introduce a comedian tonight at work, after seeing this post earlier. I have never been more tempted to just let loose with a "Guess what motherfuckers!? Here's a comedian!"

I chickened out and opted for "welcome everyone".

@sb @redsad hard to be less inclusive than "everyone"
@redsad that's all, folks! is right there
@redsad I'm going with cheese bags
@redsad just leaving this here..IYKYK...
@redsad High school teacher here: regularly refer to them as Cheese Curds (a play on cheese bags because…Canada) and “all my pretty chickens” which is how Macduff refers to his dead kids in Macbeth. Morbid, but only a handful get it even though we read the play, so 🤷🏼‍♀️.
@redsad Always surprised "Hello everyone" is never included in these! Although Guess what, is a pretty good one.

@redsad @RussSharek

I once heard an MC welcome our audience with “Ladies, gentlemen, and those who have transcended beyond the gender binary”.

On a related note, I’m really warming up to the idea of addressing my next group with “Hey, you fresh cheese bags!”

@darkmirror @redsad

I have removed "Ladies and Gentleman" from my performing lexicon, except when actively lampooning normativity.

In the tail end of my L&G spouting days, we had a friend sitting in the front row of one of our shows.

I proudly took the mic and boomed...

"Ladies!"
"Gentleman!"
"..."
"Sean!"

The audience loved it, and it remained in the show for much of the run.

One night Sean didn't make it, and we did the same joke. Someone in the audience shouted that "Sean isn't here."

@darkmirror @redsad @RussSharek After coming across some notes of someone using "Ladles and Jellyspoons" for "Ladies and Gentlemen" I realised that extending to "Ladles, Jellyspoons, and other items of concave cutlery" is actually a pretty easy extension of that one :)
@redsad I've long been partial to Voidstar Labs's "Ladies, gentlemen, and cyborgs"