Ok, that's it! I'm going to create an instance called 'Babs' & Maureen's Tearoom.'
Slice of cake and a cup of tea, anyone?
https://mastodon.social/@Richard_Littler/109364310000292806

EDIT: And a little tipple, just to keep the cold out.
#BabsAndMaureensTeaRoom

Right. Time to do this a bit early this year for... reasons.

If you are a small creator who makes things that would be nice christmas presents, REPLY TO THIS TWEET with:

1) Description of what you make/do
2) Pics if possible
3) Link to how people can purchase.

I WILL BOOST YOU

New in town? Here's some valuable information to help you acclimatise.

https://scarfolk.blogspot.com/2015/09/citizen-value-1971-1979.html

Please note: Every Friday, the local newspaper publishes an updated list of each citizen's current worth, alongside prices for offal and other meat products.

For more information please re-read.

#Scarfolk #PublicInformation

Okay #Folklore tribe, I have decided I am going to have a crack at creating a #mastodon instance. It will be small at first, but if I can rouse the community maybe we can get it al going.

What do you think: thefolklore.cafe ?

[grocery produce aisle]

ME: Hi, are these genetically modified carrots?

CLERK: No, why do you ask?

CARROT: Yeah, why do you ask?