Ok, that's it! I'm going to create an instance called 'Babs' & Maureen's Tearoom.'
Slice of cake and a cup of tea, anyone?
https://mastodon.social/@Richard_Littler/109364310000292806

EDIT: And a little tipple, just to keep the cold out.
#BabsAndMaureensTeaRoom

@Richard_Littler build it and they will come

Feels wrong making a Field of Dreams reference without Simon Brew here to see it...

@Richard_Littler I’m new round here and yet instantly have stumbled upon someone offering tea and cake. Think I might like it here! #tearoomodon #babsandmaureenstearoom

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I'm still holding out for my scone - apricot jam, thanks for asking....

@Richard_Littler I have a query regarding scones. Also, what tea varieties will be available?
@h2ouse @Richard_Littler people are taking the tearoom metaphor way too literally and i love it! ☕🫖🥧🥮
@myvan @Richard_Littler I fear you may have misunderstood just how important a tea room is
@h2ouse @Richard_Littler at risk of causing serious division across the whole village, do Babs and Maureen put the jam or cream on first?
@AdamJWest @Richard_Littler it's the question we've all been thinking but too afraid to ask
@h2ouse @Richard_Littler or too polite and argument averse, two marvellous things about having taken part in the great migration

Well, if they don't turn out to be lies.

Especially the cake.

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Will you have Jasmine green? Or maybe white tea? And shortbread? I’m vegan but I cheat…

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Withnail voice: Going to install a jukebox.. liven this place up!

@plumocelot @Richard_Littler "we are multi-millionaires, we shall buy this place & fire you immediately" might be a little bit close to the bone given current events...
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As the Babs of the Sydney franchise of Babs and Maureen’s Tea Room, we are having a special tea and cake offer for Tooters!