Rob Weldon

@RobWeldon
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Author of The Omnist Series:
Consumia’s Spiritual Emporium
Mostly Human, Mostly Cat
The Omnist and the Cosmic Egg
The Patina of Dorothy Grant
Wide-Eyed Wyatt’s Liquid Nap

https://www.RobWeldon.com

I’ve seen cats and dogs in backpacks, but never before a bird.

Is this cruel?

Yay! Release date!

Wide-Eyed Wyatt’s Liquid Nap.

Gods. Reincarnation. Sleep. Coffee. Revenge.

Dark comedy.

#books #writing #publishing #author

Fifteen years ago today, we lost David Foster Wallace.

Twenty years ago, I met him at a book signing. We were told he would sign two items, so I printed a “story” about him that had just run in the Onion.

When David saw this, he shook his head, laughed, and said, “Oh, that!”

“Is this bad?” I said. “Have you signed one of these yet?”

“No, it’s fine,” he said, still amused as he began drawing on it.

“Do you know her?”

He laughed again. “No.”

At minimum, I made him laugh.

One year ago today, I received my first book I published on my Kindle app.

I cannot put into words, in one post, how much my life has changed and improved in one year where I published four novels, hosted two Lodges, and guested on numerous podcasts.

Onward!

#writing #publishing #books #anniversary #motivation #selfpublishing #theomnist

This is my favorite picture of the moon I took last year.

I think it makes my book series seem more like album artwork.

#books #albumartwork #art #writing #moon #photography

Here’s an example of Letter of the Law vs Spirit of the Law.

Or Death of the Author vs Intention of the Author.

Or someone trying to kill the author.

#followthearrow #bike #BikeTooter #road #humor #literal

Everything you see here is real.

#telekinesis #beer #nailpolish #gravity

My newest book on the shelf, alongside two far superior authors: David Foster Wallace and Irvine Welsh.

#books #bookstodon #writing #author #davidfosterwallace #irvinewelsh

Of the books I’ve published, I feel my newest is the darkest and funniest, with the most commentary on image, beauty, self-esteem, consciousness, immortality, and social media.

Is Dorothy…or social media…the real vampire?

#oscarwilde #thepictureofdoriangray #bookstodon #books #socialmedia #beauty #image #vampire #paranormal #comedy

Spending this week with artwork, layout, formatting, loading dashboards, ads, keywords, etc.

And I love it.

I’d rather be writing and publishing novels than anything else.

#writing #artwork #books #bookstodon #motivation #purpose