Mastodawn

A penis saved is a penis urned.

Once Briton, twice Shire…

I’ve seen cats and dogs in backpacks, but never before a bird.

Is this cruel?

Yay! Release date!

Wide-Eyed Wyatt’s Liquid Nap.

Gods. Reincarnation. Sleep. Coffee. Revenge.

Dark comedy.

Fifteen years ago today, we lost David Foster Wallace.

Twenty years ago, I met him at a book signing. We were told he would sign two items, so I printed a “story” about him that had just run in the Onion.

When David saw this, he shook his head, laughed, and said, “Oh, that!”

“Is this bad?” I said. “Have you signed one of these yet?”

“No, it’s fine,” he said, still amused as he began drawing on it.

“Do you know her?”

He laughed again. “No.”

At minimum, I made him laugh.

Apple has Thunderbolt and Lightning ports

Logically, today's big announcement will be Very Very Frightening ports

I exist now! I’m a real boy.

RobWeldon.com redirects there, as well.

“You four have been iconic, but we’ve found a guy who can do it in half the time and at half the cost.”

The more I think, the more I think I don’t think at all.

I find it amusing when a braggart says, “It ain’t bragging if you can back it up.”

Yes, it is. That’s exactly the definition of bragging.

If you can’t back it up, you’re just delusional.