Ministry Of Rest

@MinistryOfRest
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Rest is Resistance
Every single corpse on Mount Everest was once a highly motivated person. Stay lazy, my friends.
Don't follow me. You should be resting.

New to mastodon. Here's a video in which I showcase the changing sound of English from the 8th century to the 19th, from Beowulf to Ben Franklin's Fart Joke and John Keats

I tend to make a lot of content like this as a hobby.

Also I post about various weird questions in linguistics.

Also I translate poetry, like a lot.

@linguistics

"I Have No Mouth, And I Must Scream" by Harlan Ellison

This is a tale of five people kept alive by AM, a computer that
came alive, waged war and won against mankind. It's hatred of
mankind is so profound, that it kept these five alive only to
torture them.

The author, #HarlanEllison, takes the role of AM ("I think,
therefore I AM") in one of the most famous stories of the
twentieth century.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rSwfpVRVWlo

#iHaveNoMouthAndIMustScream #machineLearning #AI

I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream - Radio Drama

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Every single corpse on Mount Everest was once a highly motivated person. Stay lazy, my friends.

#pfp and header: #Ascii art of a cat sleeping

#asciiArt #textmode #catsofmastodon

4. After that last drop, set your alarm for 20 minutes and immediately try to sleep. Do not be concerned if sleep does not come quickly. Even a non-sleep dozing state is effective.

5.Do not hit the snooze button when your alarm goes off. Sleeping longer than 20 minutes can produce feelings of grogginess and sluggishness.

Awaken feeling refreshed and alert.

#coffeenap #naptime #rest #restIsResistance #MinistryOfRest #sleep #catnap #nap #siesta

2. Next, get a coffee or double shot of espresso. The goal is to drink about 200 milligrams of caffeine, which may be found in a mug of coffee or two shots of espresso. Energy drinks, teas, and colas typically do not have enough caffeine.

3.Drink your coffee fairly quickly. Think of downing your coffee rather than leisurely sipping. Your body needs to sleep before any effects of the caffeine kick in.

#coffeenap #naptime #rest #restIsResistance #MinistryOfRest #sleep #catnap #nap #siesta

I'm taking a coffee nap.
How to Take a Coffee Nap (A thread)

Basically, it requires quickly consuming caffeine and then immediately napping for between 15 to 30 minutes, preferably about 20 minutes. Coffee naps should be taken in the afternoon, typically after lunch but not too close to bedtime.

1.First, prepare your coffee and nap space. This can be as simple as finding a dark, quiet room with a comfortable chair, but you can even use your car.

#coffeenap #naptime #rest #restIsResistance