My position was eliminated this morning as of 11 a.m. at Microsoft. I have 60 days to find something internally or be permanently laid off.

If you are aware of any opportunities for SRE's, please let me know. Have a great day!

This Saturday is the last day to submit to #SQLSaturdayPittsburgh. We’ve got a bunch of great submissions but I'd love to see some more local faces. Thanks to everyone who has submitted!
https://sessionize.com/sqlsaturday-pittsburgh/

#SQLSaturday

My mother-in-law died three weeks ago. We've found good homes for most of her pets, but Sweet Mamma and Baby still need a new family.

They love each other a lot and neither would thrive alone, so we need one home for both of them. They both excel at purring and they're very affectionate (with humans and each other).

Can anyone in or near #Phoenix adopt two sweet #cats?

🚨 Friendly reminder To NOT give anything to the #SalvationArmy this #holiday season 🚨

It's not a charity and your money goes towards supporting an extremely conservative Christian denomination with a history of being anti-gay, anti-trans, etc. Support your local charities/mutual-aid networks, your local food bank, or a woman's shelter. 🤘🏼

#meme #EducationalMeme #SalvationArmy #Birdbox #horror @horror #funny #FunnyButTrue #HolidaySpirit #charity #giving #MotherSuspiriasMorningMeme

Update: Since this post is getting attention again, I should probably let everyone know that I got #FediHired by a nice little AI company about two months ago 👩🏻‍🎤 thank you all for helping make that possible, and I'm sorry for blowing up your timelines with this update 🤪

Well, the company I work(ed) for just folded. Poof! 💩⛈️.
No notice, no severance, no nothing. 🤬

So I'm asking for boosts and leads. If anyone needs someone who knows data, please reach out.

I'm located in Seattle, WA. Remote preferred.

Last few titles include: CDO, Head of Data, and Sr. Operations Analyst.

I've worked in gaming, fintech, and B2C/C2C marketplaces most recently.

I'm proficient in Python, SQL, statistics, team management, (almost) all things data-related, and a host of other stuff.

I'm opinionated and anti-capitalist, but I also routinely bring in multiple times my department's cost in profits for the companies I work for.

I'm also hella nice (despite my RBF) and easy to get along with.

God, pitching myself is so awkward.

That's the toot. Thanks.

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Edit: I wanted to say thank you to everyone who is sharing this and a huge thank you to everyone who has reached out with encouragement and leads. This community is amazing.

Edit 2: I'm going through all the replies I got, and will reach out to a lot of you soon. I've just finished updating my resume and LinkedIn.

I realize that I'm going to have to give up some of my anonymity when I respond to people, so I'd really appreciate it if anyone I send my resume or LinkedIn profile to could keep my work and personal life separate. Thank you.
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**Gif is of parent company explaining our off-boarding process**

#PleaseBoost #Boost #FediHire #LWF #Layoffs #LookingForJob #LookingForWork #Data #DataScience #Python #SQL #Snowflake #ELT #DataPipeline #Analytics #BusinessIntelligence #CDO #HeadOfData #PleaseHelp #Gaming #Fintech #ChiefDataOfficer #HireAlice #ThankYou