Do you want cannibal chickens? Cuz this is how you get cannibal chickens.
#chickens #nuggs #NuggsNotDrugs #nuggets #organic #groceries #chicken #funny #cannibalism
Road trip toot #9. After the rain there must be sun...
#roadtrip #enterprise #rentalcars #southwestairlines #flight #cancelled #cancelculture #DrivingHomeforChristmas
Road trip toot #8 Holy shit this rain and wind!
#roadtrip #enterprise #rentalcars #idaho #rainstorm #southwestairlines #flight #cancelled #cancelculture #DrivingHomeforChristmas
Road trip toot #7. After bagging on #wyoming for hundreds of miles, I took over driving The Galloping Burro #mitsubishi #mirage at the state line and drove thru Utah in a downpour, and a chunk of Idaho on the sun. We're 90 min from home with more rain on the way.
#roadtrip #enterprise #rentalcars #utah #idaho #rental #DrivingHomeforChristmas #southwestairlines #flight #cancelled #cancelculture
Road trip toot #6 #wyoming billboard shows windmills along a ridge with the text "No Windmills! Keep Wyoming Beautiful!". I assume they mean that ironically?
#roadtrip #enterprise #rentalcars #southwestairlines #flight #cancelled #cancelculture #DrivingHomeforChristmas #ugly #oil #refineries #everywhere on #I80
Road trip toot #4 Follow along as we lumber our way across the vast #wyoming landscape in The Galloping Burro, our plastic #mitsubishi #mirage with a 9 gallon tank & 200 mile range. We've stopped for gas every 2 hours... Plus our traction control, crash avoidance, and cruise control failed. But we be rollin and belting out the #roadtrip tunes!
#roadtrip #colorado #wyoming #utah #idaho #rental #enterprise #rentalcars #southwestairlines #flight #cancelled #cancelculture #DrivingHomeforChristmas
Road trip toot #2 as we roll into Wyoming
#roadtrip #enterprise #rentalcars #wyoming #wind #oil #refineries #DrivingHomeforChristmas
After #southwestairlines tried to ruin our Christmas, we rented a tiny little plastic thingy from #enterprise and are driving 13 hours to get home...
Prepare for road trip observations!
#roadtrip #colorado #wyoming #utah #idaho #rental #rentalcars #flight #cancelled #cancelculture #DrivingHomeforChristmas
Creole Sling
2 oz Rye
1/2 oz Mr Black coffee liquor
1/4 oz Maple syrup
3 dashes chicory bitters
I call that magic