replace all instances of the word 'post' in your life with 'toot'. for example. tootpunk. tootmodern. lamptoot. washington toot. first past the toot. la toote. deutsche toot. united states tootal service.

@jk How did you get that information?

It arrived today by first class toot.

@jk Atootrophe. Fencetoot.

@jk this can also work in reverse

posth fairy. postorial. buckposted. posthbrush. postie roll

@jk toothumous, as in, "I enjoyed David Bowie's toothumous release."
@jk ritoote
@jk the irresistable force meets the unmoveable toot

@jk toottraumatic-stress disorder

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sorry, that's probably in horrible taste

@jk
The Twelve Atootles
Imtootor syndrome
A remote outtoot
Lunge, parry, ritoot
Bedtoots
Tootgraduate degree
@jk @Gargron The washington toot.
I want that to happen
@jk You said “instances”, didn’t you?!
@jk toot mortem, scratching toot, tooter paint, going tootal, The Tootman - staring Kevin Costner.
@jk
I tried to toot some #oats
@jk
I love to travel and send tootcards.
@jk
And eat toot toasties.
@jk how tootmodern of you
@hisham_hm how tootmodern of YOU
@jk The Twelve Atootles
@jk I would visit the Toot Modern
@jk tootage stamp. toot-traumatic stress disorder. saving it for tooterity.
@jk insufficient tootage

@posistress @jk
Use toot as a stand in for punk

Steamtoot

Cybertoot

Glitchtoot

@CursedConfetti @jk combine em!! talking heads are my favorite toot-toot band
@jk atootle, atootasy, Atootolic See, imtootor, tooture.
@jk Going Tootal. Performing a Tootmortem. Geez, I’m grim.
@jk toot-metal, toot black-metal...
@jk tootscript, tootpartem depression, toot apocalypse...
@jk Disagree.

post is better because it doesnt erase pleroma, gnusocial, and othjer activity post stuffs
@hoodieak @jk you can toot too, i believe in you
@jk I'm working at la toote this summer... Amazing
@jk toot-apocalyptic universe.
@jk you're not my real dad you're an imtooter