Gert Sønderby

@gsonderby
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169 Posts
Takes dragons way too seriously. Does a software. Willing to listen, always. Trying not to be a d-bag. He/him

Programming isn't about what you know; it's about what you can figure out.

Every great developer you know got there by solving problems they were unqualified to solve until they actually did it.

love how capitalism makes you feel guilty for existing
@body chocobo is the norman word, used by the upper-classes, unlike those who had to labor in the fields, cf. pain au chocobo/chocobotine
if CHOAM bans me for hollering at the Emperor I will face God and walk backwards into the desert

Today's weird-ass Danish idiom: "Then *that* goat has been shaved." Used when you have dealt with a problem.

Yes, it is implied that there are other goats to shave, either now or later.

Things I like about Mastodon:

* No brands in my feed
* No "fave" retweets
* Chronological timeline
* Liberal use of content warnings so I can opt-in (not bombarded with negativity/angst)
* People are nice

What the fuck, bus stop people. Why did you make a bench that's all right to sit on, and then when you get up your ass just - =*hurts like Hell*=-?
mastodon, show me the monster girl posts

Some twitter v. Mastodon tips for all of the lovely new tooters:

When you like a tweet on twitter, a swarm of AIs spin into action, analysing every aspect of the tweet and trying so desperately to find the matching tweet to show you next that will keep you scrolling, lest their masters decommission them in favor of a new version.

When you fave a toot on Mastodon, there aren't any AIs; you just made another human being across the world feel nice.

retoot to pet the cat
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