@ai6yr looks perfect!
Mother-in-law has a bunch of vise-grips she is trying to give away.
You make me think I canβt have too many vise-grips.
@iBlame @NilaJones @msbellows @ai6yr @AndrewHenry When my father bought a secondhand International Scout, he found a pair of vice grips clamped to the frame. Into the glovebox they went.
When the clutch cable anchor rusted through a few years later, so that stepping on the clutch moved the sheathing, not the cable, those vice grips got him home.
@LockEx @[email protected] @ai6yr @AndrewHenry When I was still volunteering in Mountain Rescue, a daughter's first grade teacher asked if I could come do a presentation to her classroom. I walked in the door in full winter regalia: mountaineering overalls, big insulated boots, puffy jacket, lobster mittens, goggles, face mask, climbing helmet, wearing my rescue pack and carrying an ice ax. Not even my kid recognized me. Instant attention.
I talked a little about mountain rescue, gave them some age- appropriate tips for not getting lost and wilderness survival, and then explained that school is really important for mountain rescuers because we use math all the time, and to demonstrate I built a 3:1 rope system and initiated a tug of war between the girls and the boys.
Much weakening of masculine self-certainty occurred.
Then I had the biggest boy and the smallest girl do a tug of war.
Yeah, that was a fun day.
(I did explain how a 3:1 worked and that one side had a huge advantage, but it didn't seem to sink in as much as the "boys aren't necessarily stronger than girls!" part, which of course was the most important lesson.)
A small pair of vice-grips was among the tool set my dad gave me when I graduated high school. I still have nearly all of those tools. (I think one screwdriver may have gone walkies.)
My hemostats I picked up more recently. I have two pair in different sizes. (The thing I need that don't have is some sort of non-locking hemostat kind of thing.) Like, needlenose pliers, but with loop handles.
My hardware store also finally stocked dental picks.
@sbourne @msbellows @AndrewHenry @ai6yr Reminds me of the day the same cable snapped in dadβs β75 Audi Fox.
He pulled the interior trim panel off the front door, pulled out the speaker wire, tied it to the accelerator doohickey and threaded it up through the hood vent.
Drove the stick shift car home with his left hand out the driverβs side window using the wire as a throttle.
#MacGyver before the TV show existed.
Oh, and my inherited tool chest came stocked with a great many vice grips of varying sizes and types. Needle Nose vice grips are a real thing.
@msbellows @larand @ai6yr @sbourne @AndrewHenry If youβre not using the left hand to manage the throttle and the right hand to shift the transmission, maybe.
And he used to give me grief for steering with my knee β¦ yet another useful skill!
@ai6yr @AndrewHenry
You mean other than getting (or making) the actual right part? This may be one of the things vice-grips are good for: extending the life of something that would otherwise be useless. You don't care if you damage it, because the only other alternative is throwing it away.
The other thing they're good for is removing something like a rounded nut. You know you're going to throw it away once you get it off, so you don't really care if you damage it in the process. The key point is that vice-grips are most useful when the thing you're using them on is pretty much scrap anyway.
@Sempf. I always thought this rule was if it moves and it shouldn't, duct tape; if it doesn't move and it should, hammer.
Joe walks down the aisle of a hardware store, and cover his ears before passing by the duct tape section.
β Hey handsome! Letβs go repair something together.
Croons a particularly large roll of tape.
The siren sounds of duct tape
Luring people in
Make them want to wrap stuff up
Leading to a life of sin
Strapping stuff together
With cloth, plastic, glue
It's all fine and dandy
You can even fix your shoe
It all seems to be working
No need for bolts or screws
Til you have a sudden failure
And your shoes you lose
Now I hear you can duct tape
Your broken bumper now
Still one day in the future
It'll still fall off, POW!
Their seductive rolls beckon
Fix everything thing with me
Alas another year in the sun
And it's broken again, see!
@ai6yr @wtrmt @VATVSLPR @AndrewHenry
for years, i used duct tape for anything *except* ducting work.
then, i was running ducting out to a work space in the garage from the main house. i was *so* disappointed to learn that duct tape was no longer code for taping ducts... there is sometimes no justice in this life.
@stib @VATVSLPR @paul_ipv6 @wtrmt @AndrewHenry Australia has its own nouns... Like... "CBD" in Australia is very different from "CBD" in the United States. π
I was very confused about reading about the Sydney CBD one day until I finally figured out it stands for "Central Business District" and not the California "Cannabidiol", the ever popular near relative of marijuana everyone seems to want to cram into everything.
@ai6yr @VATVSLPR @stib @paul_ipv6 @wtrmt @AndrewHenry
Gaff tape is the best. Unaffordable most of the time, but worth the price. I miss doing lighting/rigging work. The companies would buy it in bulk so I could often make off with a roll or two without it being missed. lol

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