Mother-in-law has a bunch of vise-grips she is trying to give away.
You make me think I can’t have too many vise-grips.
Joe walks down the aisle of a hardware store, and cover his ears before passing by the duct tape section.
— Hey handsome! Let’s go repair something together.
Croons a particularly large roll of tape.
The siren sounds of duct tape
Luring people in
Make them want to wrap stuff up
Leading to a life of sin
Strapping stuff together
With cloth, plastic, glue
It's all fine and dandy
You can even fix your shoe
It all seems to be working
No need for bolts or screws
Til you have a sudden failure
And your shoes you lose
Now I hear you can duct tape
Your broken bumper now
Still one day in the future
It'll still fall off, POW!
Their seductive rolls beckon
Fix everything thing with me
Alas another year in the sun
And it's broken again, see!
@ai6yr @wtrmt @VATVSLPR @AndrewHenry
for years, i used duct tape for anything *except* ducting work.
then, i was running ducting out to a work space in the garage from the main house. i was *so* disappointed to learn that duct tape was no longer code for taping ducts... there is sometimes no justice in this life.
@stib @VATVSLPR @paul_ipv6 @wtrmt @AndrewHenry Australia has its own nouns... Like... "CBD" in Australia is very different from "CBD" in the United States. 😂
I was very confused about reading about the Sydney CBD one day until I finally figured out it stands for "Central Business District" and not the California "Cannabidiol", the ever popular near relative of marijuana everyone seems to want to cram into everything.
@ai6yr @VATVSLPR @stib @paul_ipv6 @wtrmt @AndrewHenry
Gaff tape is the best. Unaffordable most of the time, but worth the price. I miss doing lighting/rigging work. The companies would buy it in bulk so I could often make off with a roll or two without it being missed. lol

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