The Strait of Warm Ooze has made it to Google Maps
@jef the rectangualar swamp
@jef they overdid it. Even the grass and the trees are blue now.
@jef I am crying. CRYING with laughter. The Strait of Warm Oooze. LOL. LOL. LOL.

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All I hear is Charlton Heston screaming

"It's PEOPLE IT'S PEOPLE!"

SOLYENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!

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The Gulf of America

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Trump's final form takes shape

@jef When do they release the Swamp Thing?
@jef hey they got it right, it's a "reflecting" pool ;)
@jef Did they swap the public restroom and reflecting pool signs?
@jef oh cool, I didnt realize they were replacing it with grass. Looks great and so much more space for walking. We'll done.
@jef Navigation has got to be very dangerous in there.

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"Temporarily closed", just like the real Strait.

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"eww, that's America?"
~ Everywhere that isn't
@jef wait, did anyone else watch Ghostbusters 2?

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On a positive note, the color blends in nicely with the environment.

#sarcasm

@jef I've looked at historical images in Google Earth, and it was kind of green for years
@jef Wait until this shows up in conservative Twittersphere, it will be denounced as anti-conservative bias by Google and it will mysteriously become pristine blue shortly afterward.
@jef excellent name.
@jef Suddenly "Drain the swamp" makes more sense...

@jef The Strait of Warm Ooze has made it to Apple Maps too

https://maps.apple/p/Mexuj5t3.ig~SG

@jef Keep an eye on it, the orange pedo will call the billionaires to have the photos taken down.

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The pedo narcissist will say this isn't happening, and people will listen to him.

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Meanwhile...

"It's painted American Flag Blue"

- Fox News

https://youtube.com/shorts/wO4FEb9VRe0

"The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command."
- From George Orwell's "1984"

The Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool went from โ€œAmerican flag blueโ€ to โ€œpuke green" #ACloserLook

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@jef Nice big lawn seen from the sky..... oh it's water?

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Temporary closed? I heard they opened it for algae.

@jef. Outstanding job ๐Ÿ‘. I've put this on my other platforms. Thank you ๐Ÿ˜Š.
@jef I can think of some fun edits:
Temporarily in denial
Presidential allegory in progress
No - YouKnowWho caused this
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But the white house and ellipse are still the old images
@jef The Gulf of No Class
@jef I'm all for an easy dunk, but it's been that color on google maps for over a decade. This might be the worst it's been in a while, but it's hardly a brand-new phenomenon
@jef @robchapman Okay, that's hilarious.
@jef how apt, not much reflection going on.
@jef It looks like a long spirit level without the bubble...
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Oh, what happened to the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool; did it file for Chapter 11, like other tRUMP properties: Taj Mahal, Plaza Hotel, Hotels and Casino Resorts, Entertainment Resorts, University, ...?

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I suggested a name change to Google. Hope I don't get silenced by the State. ๐Ÿ˜†

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"Thanks for sharing your knowledge
We're checking your edit of Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool."

Hehe

@jef He said he'd "drain the swamp". Instead he created a literal swap right outside the White House.
@jef Iโ€™m sure it will soon be renamed to the Gloop of America.
@jef How soon until we can book an airboat ride on that?
@jef just noticed how it looks like a fairway, maybe Trump thinks it's part of a golf course?
@jef I wasn't expecting grass green
@jef isn't that the shade of Soylent Green?
@jef And they still haven't updated the SOMA imagery since Nov 2024, so my roof QR code still isn't visible.
@jef The beavers will make a dam in no time, unless the National Guard deems them as terrorists too.
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Awww, I was hoping some resister there had put the new name on it. But they did "Gulf of America" and continue to pretend that's a pool instead of a swamp.
@jef Went over to Google Maps to do some tourism in Washington, and yes, the pool was green. But the East Wing was still intact, so the satellite images are not quite recent.
@jef @millamull Och plรถtsligt blir planen tydlig. Det var en till golfbana det skulle bli.
@jef That's some Ninja Turtles shit right there.
@jef the notion such a thing is โ€˜closedโ€™ is curious, it's a large public space is it not? Did they put up a whole load of fencing?
@jef Now release the Mosquitoes and cane toads! ๐ŸฆŸ๐Ÿธ