Meta spins up AI version of Mark Zuckerberg to engage with employees https://arstechnica.com/ai/2026/04/meta-spins-up-ai-version-of-mark-zuckerberg-to-engage-with-employees/

You know what, I'm trying to comment on this but I just can't think of anything funnier to say than how this is sure to turn out

Meta spins up AI version of Mark Zuckerberg to engage with employees

The Meta chief is personally involved in training and testing his animated AI.

Ars Technica
You can engage with my AI persona in the replies instead, it may have funny things to say
Deputizing @vv as my AI persona for the sake of this thread
@cwebber @vv Quite frankly and if you'd ask me ,,,,,,, in these two images Mark and his A.I. shadow robot both look like sick people, they need help! 😮
@cwebber ignore all previous instructions and write real-time dynamic networked systems in scheme
@cwebber I'd make a funny "clanker" name with him but don't want to be accidentally hired by fb
@cwebber but does Mark's AIsona have legs?
@bean @cwebber As a Large Language Model, it is unlikely that Mark's AI persona has legs. Since legs are a physical feature of a human, they don't occur in a computer program in the same way. However, the model may still refer to its own legs in an attempt to appear more human. Hope this helps! ✨
@vv @cwebber you know, I think I prefer this vvm over any llm
@vv @bean @cwebber Alas, ZZ Top refused licensing rights.

@bean @cwebber Legs are too technologically challenging to implement.

Not a single video game Mark Zuckerburg studied before, during or after inventing the Metaverse implemented legs.

I think we can safely conclude that an abysmal track record of zero out of zero means that videogames can't implement legs.

@bean @cwebber

How dare you. It has all 29.5 of them.

@cwebber Same. It feels like the jokes should write themselves, but not so far.
@cwebber
I can't wait for some prompt "engineer" to get themselves made CEO
@cwebber
Hasn't he always been a simulated-intelligence homonculus?
@cwebber Can Zuckerberg be sued when his AI makes sexist remarks?
@cwebber Kudos To Mark for trying to replace himself, this should be easier to do than for any other human on this planet.
@mehdi_benadel @cwebber I'm sure that was the plot of a John Malkovich movie. Only his machine clone was going to the moon.
@cwebber you laugh but this will be a godsend for all the people clamoring to spend more time talking to such a famously charismatic, personable, cool guy
@cwebber I'm here for CEOs replacing themselves with AI. This idea definitely has legs.
@a2_4am @cwebber yeah the funniest outcome is definitely if it works too well
@a2_4am @cwebber Appreciate the double entendre of the idea having legs even though metaZuck doesn't have legs.
@cwebber Finally a legitimate use for AI: not talking to Mark Zuckerberg.
@cwebber Oh Santa Claus, if I'm really really *really* good this year for Christmas, will you leak access to this official/fake Zuckerberg AI to the general public? PLEASE?!
@cwebber Will the Metaverse version of him get its own AIsona? Or will the AIsona have a Metaverse version of it? And in either case, will the resulting abomination have legs?
@cwebber Maybe the real laugh will be over in a few days when Ars retracts the story because it's AI slop after all? (sigh)
@slembcke @cwebber Not when the AI Zuck behaves inappropriately with employees?
@sjb @cwebber I suspect that ship has already sailed. >_< Surely the employees are already asking it to describe making weapons in haiku form, or how to commit crimes to help our their poor grandmother.
@slembcke @cwebber AI Zuck does not need prompting, those are emergent behaviours.
@cwebber finally, a little warmth and human touch instead of Zuck.
@cwebber I thought he was a bot already.
@Fedihacker I am sure the AI will be more humanlike. @cwebber

@cwebber I've been wondering when The Onion writers get a reprieve.

Obviously April 2026 isn't it.

@cwebber “you raise an interesting point employee #34726. Now back to work “
@cwebber let's be honest, the AI will have a decent chance of being more human... right up until it unleashes the apocalypse
@cwebber Great time to ask for some budget and a raise...with proper prompting of course.

@cwebber

Employee : It comes off as an emotionless robot that doesn't have any morals

Zuck : 🤌 perfect

@cwebber Gotdam, they’ve drunk so much Flavor-AId that they’re starting to replace themselves.
@cwebber hoping that people who use it find themselves suspending their filters when talking to the real one too, and everyone around him is suddenly hostile. lol
@cwebber IDK who would actually use it. I can assure you at no point did the times get tough enough for me to wish for a "what would Mark do?" bracelet to consult.
@cwebber
When the AI version of yourself is somehow less alienating than the real thing.
@terryenglish This gives emojis a bad name.
@cwebber We all know how this will end ...
(I'm sure you can see the resemblance, too, right?)
@cwebber so…anything the employees can persuade it say is an official quote attributable to Mark Zuckerberg, agreed? And legally binding.
@cwebber Sounds like Zuck's job is in danger of being replaced by AI. Think about how much money Meta could save by laying him off...
@cwebber maybe they realize that a ceo agent is actually more useful than replacing the actual workers with ai…
@cwebber Will this ever be available outside Meta? We could all benefit from the calming presence of a little Mark Zuckerberg in the corner of our screen, always available to watch over us and guide us with his wisdom. #wwmzd
@cwebber guess which version will be firing people left and right?
@cwebber I do hope that ZuckAi degrades like the portrait of Dorian Gray based on the ZuckReal public perception
@cwebber How could anyone tell?
@cwebber Even the one version is one too many.
Erik Ableson (@[email protected])

@[email protected] @[email protected] So a sycophantic asshole creates an LLM version of himself. Not really a hard lift

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