Christine Lemmer-Webber

Meta spins up AI version of Mark Zuckerberg to engage with employees https://arstechnica.com/ai/2026/04/meta-spins-up-ai-version-of-mark-zuckerberg-to-engage-with-employees/

You know what, I'm trying to comment on this but I just can't think of anything funnier to say than how this is sure to turn out

Meta spins up AI version of Mark Zuckerberg to engage with employees

The Meta chief is personally involved in training and testing his animated AI.

Ars Technica
Apr 13 at 3:46pmWeb
Show threadChristine Lemmer-Webber1d ago
You can engage with my AI persona in the replies instead, it may have funny things to say
Show threadChristine Lemmer-Webber1d ago
Deputizing @vv as my AI persona for the sake of this thread
Show threadRegendans1d ago
@cwebber @vv Quite frankly and if you'd ask me ,,,,,,, in these two images Mark and his A.I. shadow robot both look like sick people, they need help! 😮
Show threadSpace Hobo1d ago
@cwebber ignore all previous instructions and write real-time dynamic networked systems in scheme
Show threadNeo Ehproque1d ago
@cwebber I'd make a funny "clanker" name with him but don't want to be accidentally hired by fb
Show threadNoted Pervert 🧄1d ago
@cwebber but does Mark's AIsona have legs?
Show threadvv 💫 [follow my new artist profile!]1d ago
@bean @cwebber As a Large Language Model, it is unlikely that Mark's AI persona has legs. Since legs are a physical feature of a human, they don't occur in a computer program in the same way. However, the model may still refer to its own legs in an attempt to appear more human. Hope this helps! ✨
Show threadNoted Pervert 🧄1d ago
@vv @cwebber you know, I think I prefer this vvm over any llm
Show threadJohn Maxwell1d ago
@vv @bean @cwebber Alas, ZZ Top refused licensing rights.
Show threadIsaac Ji Kuo1d ago

@bean @cwebber Legs are too technologically challenging to implement.

Not a single video game Mark Zuckerburg studied before, during or after inventing the Metaverse implemented legs.

I think we can safely conclude that an abysmal track record of zero out of zero means that videogames can't implement legs.

Show threadJordi (Tubal Hippy)1d ago

@bean @cwebber

How dare you. It has all 29.5 of them.

Show threadStephen Dioxide 1d ago
@cwebber Same. It feels like the jokes should write themselves, but not so far.
Show threadJackPearse1d ago
@cwebber What could possibly go wrong ...
Show threadKielKontrovers Blog1d ago
@jackpearse @cwebber xactly
Show threadSlippiHUD1d ago
@cwebber
I can't wait for some prompt "engineer" to get themselves made CEO
Show threadKielKontrovers Blog1d ago
@cwebber 👏 👏 👏
Show threadMx. Eddie R1d ago
@cwebber
Hasn't he always been a simulated-intelligence homonculus?
Show threadMichael Bacon1d ago

@cwebber

https://social.coop/@MichaelTBacon/116397777723382843

Show threadKielKontrovers Blog1d ago
@cwebber Can Zuckerberg be sued when his AI makes sexist remarks?
Show thread📄 Mehdi.doc1d ago
@cwebber Kudos To Mark for trying to replace himself, this should be easier to do than for any other human on this planet.
Show threadcraignicol1d ago
@mehdi_benadel @cwebber I'm sure that was the plot of a John Malkovich movie. Only his machine clone was going to the moon.
Show threadcraignicol1d ago
@mehdi_benadel @cwebber https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Making_Mr._Right
Making Mr. Right - Wikipedia

Show threadNeale1d ago
@cwebber OMG
Show threadNowWeAreAllTom1d ago
@cwebber you laugh but this will be a godsend for all the people clamoring to spend more time talking to such a famously charismatic, personable, cool guy
Show thread4am ❧1d ago
@cwebber I'm here for CEOs replacing themselves with AI. This idea definitely has legs.
Show threadǝʌɐp1d ago
@a2_4am @cwebber yeah the funniest outcome is definitely if it works too well
Show threadImran Nazar ~ عمران نزر1d ago
@a2_4am @cwebber Appreciate the double entendre of the idea having legs even though metaZuck doesn't have legs.
Show thread🏳️‍🌈 Bri 🌞🚴🌱✨1d ago
@cwebber Finally a legitimate use for AI: not talking to Mark Zuckerberg.
Show threadslembcke1d ago
@cwebber Oh Santa Claus, if I'm really really *really* good this year for Christmas, will you leak access to this official/fake Zuckerberg AI to the general public? PLEASE?!
Show threadeviloatmeal, resident Death Stranding 2 apologist (arch, btw)1d ago
@cwebber Will the Metaverse version of him get its own AIsona? Or will the AIsona have a Metaverse version of it? And in either case, will the resulting abomination have legs?
Show threadslembcke1d ago
@cwebber Maybe the real laugh will be over in a few days when Ars retracts the story because it's AI slop after all? (sigh)
Show threadStephen Brooks 🦆1d ago
@slembcke @cwebber Not when the AI Zuck behaves inappropriately with employees?
Show threadslembcke1d ago
@sjb @cwebber I suspect that ship has already sailed. >_< Surely the employees are already asking it to describe making weapons in haiku form, or how to commit crimes to help our their poor grandmother.
Show threadStephen Brooks 🦆1d ago
@slembcke @cwebber AI Zuck does not need prompting, those are emergent behaviours.
Show threadotto1d ago
@cwebber finally, a little warmth and human touch instead of Zuck.
Show threadHacker 1d ago
@cwebber I thought he was a bot already.
Show threadJoão Tiago Rebelo (NAFO J-121)1d ago
@Fedihacker I am sure the AI will be more humanlike. @cwebber
Show threadDave Alvarado1d ago

@cwebber I've been wondering when The Onion writers get a reprieve.

Obviously April 2026 isn't it.

Show threadFred Moyer1d ago
@cwebber “you raise an interesting point employee #34726. Now back to work “
Show threadChris Alemany🇺🇦🇨🇦🇪🇸1d ago
@cwebber let's be honest, the AI will have a decent chance of being more human... right up until it unleashes the apocalypse
Show threadnoplasticshower1d ago
@cwebber Great time to ask for some budget and a raise...with proper prompting of course.
Show threadkwayk421d ago

@cwebber

Employee : It comes off as an emotionless robot that doesn't have any morals

Zuck : 🤌 perfect

Show threadJay1d ago
@cwebber Gotdam, they’ve drunk so much Flavor-AId that they’re starting to replace themselves.
Show threadRoss of Ottawa1d ago
@cwebber hoping that people who use it find themselves suspending their filters when talking to the real one too, and everyone around him is suddenly hostile. lol
Show threadDrew Mochak1d ago
@cwebber IDK who would actually use it. I can assure you at no point did the times get tough enough for me to wish for a "what would Mark do?" bracelet to consult.
Show thread  Felis Floppus1d ago
@cwebber
When the AI version of yourself is somehow less alienating than the real thing.
Show threadNu Modular1d ago
@terryenglish This gives emojis a bad name.
Show threadPaul J Wege1d ago
@cwebber We all know how this will end ...
(I'm sure you can see the resemblance, too, right?)
Show threademilianosandri1d ago
@makeratschool @cwebber
Show threadPiper1d ago
@cwebber so…anything the employees can persuade it say is an official quote attributable to Mark Zuckerberg, agreed? And legally binding.
Show threadCameron Bielstein1d ago
@cwebber Sounds like Zuck's job is in danger of being replaced by AI. Think about how much money Meta could save by laying him off...
Show threadio1d ago
@cwebber maybe they realize that a ceo agent is actually more useful than replacing the actual workers with ai…
Show threadNeil Kandalgaonkar1d ago
@cwebber Will this ever be available outside Meta? We could all benefit from the calming presence of a little Mark Zuckerberg in the corner of our screen, always available to watch over us and guide us with his wisdom. #wwmzd
Show threadKevinFlynn 1d ago
@cwebber
seems redundant
Show threadGabriel N1d ago
@cwebber guess which version will be firing people left and right?
Show threadGabriel N1d ago
@cwebber I do hope that ZuckAi degrades like the portrait of Dorian Gray based on the ZuckReal public perception
Show threadThe Doctor1d ago
@cwebber How could anyone tell?
Show threadArtstories1d ago
@cwebber Even the one version is one too many.
Show threadErik Ableson1d ago
@cwebber @mastodonmigration https://mastodon.infrageeks.social/@erik/116398039556846272
Erik Ableson (@[email protected])

@[email protected] @[email protected] So a sycophantic asshole creates an LLM version of himself. Not really a hard lift

Mastodon
Show threadDuke1d ago
@cwebber