Tell me some thing blasphemous and/or sacrilegious 

@catsalad
Pirates never played accordions
🏴‍☠️🚫🪗

(Because they hadn’t been invented yet)

Accordions were invented during the 1800s Industrial Revolution at the same time as the telegraph, steam engine and the typewriter

100 years after the Golden Age of Piracy 1600s–1700s

So every pirate movie with an accordionist is a science fiction movie with a time-travel sub plot 🚀⌛️

@AccordionBruce @catsalad

yeah... i go through this at every ren faire, pirate movie, etc. showing a guitar. what we'd recognize as a guitar was a 19th century evolution of earlier instruments... i wasn't a wizard in history but do know that the renaissance was pre-1800s...

@paul_ipv6 @catsalad
Ren fairs they could be busting out the portative organ!
https://youtu.be/Uk4iVold0eU
Catalina Vicens - Medieval Portative Organ / Rondeau - C. Cooman, 2014

YouTube

@AccordionBruce @catsalad

blast you!

now there's another instrument i'm tempted to build! :)

@AccordionBruce

🤯
Despite your username, I had to look this up and it's true. Absolutely wild.

@catsalad

@ProcessParsnip @catsalad
It’s featured near the beginning of my #AccordionRevolution book

@AccordionBruce

there truly are experts in every single thing on Mastodon (not sarcastic).

@catsalad

@AccordionBruce @catsalad I thought the things pirates don't play were concertinas.
@davidr @AccordionBruce @catsalad Concertinas are still 1835 ish. Now, I haven't found anything on the variations of the nearly 4,000-year-old Chinese version. https://concertinamusic.com/timeline/

@Jeanniewarner @davidr @AccordionBruce @catsalad

Yes, the concertina was the invention of Sir Charles Wheatstone, patented 1829, public launch 1835, so Tom the cabin boy couldn't have used one to play the Trumpet Hornpipe for Captain Pugwash[1] on The Black Pig. 3:O(> There were lots of competing designs, so as with computers: "Any student of the concertina has to choose between ten incompatible operating systems."[2] 3:O))>

[1] Pugwash is coeval with this moose!

[2] https://www.kcl.ac.uk/the-concertina-celebrating-sir-charles-wheatstones-invention-at-kings

The Concertina: Celebrating Sir Charles Wheatstone's Invention at King's | Feature from King's College London

February 6 2022 is World Concertina Day, celebrating one of King

@Cadbury_Moose @davidr @AccordionBruce @catsalad Thought you might enjoy reading about the Chinese one from an earlier millennium. :-)

@Jeanniewarner @Cadbury_Moose @davidr @catsalad
You’re right!

Outside my areas but seems like the great Pirate Queen Zheng Yi Sao might have had South East Asian free reeds (variants inspired early accordions) onboard

And they would likely/definitely have been around on shore

Now that’s a story to be told! 🪗 🏴‍☠️ 🐉
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zheng_Yi_Sao

Zheng Yi Sao - Wikipedia

@Jeanniewarner @Cadbury_Moose @davidr @catsalad
We were just talking about the Chinese sheng, mouth organ last week
https://mastodon.social/@AccordionBruce/116340900565911951

Where I linked to an article but didn’t include the author’s name (making it hard to search up)

How the sheng became a harp,
by the very cool 😎
Carmel Raz

Sound Studies
An Interdisciplinary Journal
Volume 6, 2020 - Issue 2: Special Issue: Sonic Things: Knowledge Formation in Flux
https://doi.org/10.1080/20551940.2020.1794648

Title refers to the harmonica mouth-harp not 🪉

@AccordionBruce @catsalad dude..

That's off the charts cool trivia.

@AccordionBruce oh please it's a well known fact that the golden age of piracy was the late 1900s
@AccordionBruce @catsalad
Someone's gotta post a picture of a Somali pirate with an accordion.
@leeloo @AccordionBruce @catsalad hegseth or trump with an accordion would work as well, but I have no desire to see their faces other than behind bars
@AccordionBruce @catsalad I've got a theory here: accordions, like opsin genes, were invented at least twice, separately. When the golden age of piracy was gone, the memories of accordions were repressed since strongly associated with socially unaccepted piracy-related aggression and violence. Hence, no trace in later history. However, they re-appear in movies as a great example of an archetype in Jungian shared unconsciousness. Anyone recall other social groups playing accordions? I'd like to develop my theory further.

@adam_wysokinski @catsalad
The Jungian telegraph needs to be included at least

Developed by the same guy as the English concertina, Charles Wheatstone

He also measured the speed of light, did that circuit thing, and invented 3-D glasses 😵‍💫

@AccordionBruce

A #Chronoclasm

(Which IIRC is the title of a #JohnWyndham #SciFi short story in The Seeds of Time which defined the term.)

@AccordionBruce @catsalad It fucks me up knowing that the bodhrán was invented in the 19th century, cus it feels like something that must have been around forever.

Granted it does depend on who you ask, there are people who insist it's ancient, but I think it's a question of how rigorously you define it. Like frame drums are probably older than dirt, but we're talking about a specific type of frame drum.

@Owlor @catsalad
I have to leave the history of the bodhrán to others

It’s too tempting to grab the story that it only got popular after Seán O Riada gave it a name on TV in the 60s

@Owlor @catsalad
There’s a cool video history series on YouTube by a fantastic player though

@Owlor @catsalad
The origin-stories of traditions are some of my favourite things

Like ~every~ tradition has to have been started by real live people just sitting around one day

The accordion is particularly interesting because it gained real global popularity after the 1860s or so

And recording started in the 1890s

So we have records of people who might have known the very first players of some “traditional” styles

@Owlor @catsalad
Folk glorious of the 1800s and early 1900s hated the squeezeboxes

So they never talked about them or recorded them or interviewed any of the players

So folklorists can’t do something similar to a comparative analysis of today’s research on the impact of the boombox 100 years later

Mostly it makes you conscious of the question of the historical origins of “authenticity” and how it was used as a sales-pitch, or simply nostalgic amnesia

@Owlor @catsalad
So when I learned Bill Monroe invented #Bluegrass at the same time be-boppers invented modern #jazz… 🎷 🪕

But one music still projects as “modern” while the other has an aura that’s more and more antique and folkloric

Monroe’s mom played #accordion and was a really good fiddle player, and as far as I can tell, no interviewer ever asked him about that 😠

(The key question? “What kind? And what repertoire?” Because a button accordion would’ve indicated an older tradition)

@AccordionBruce @catsalad they can still have the hurdy gurdy😬😬😬
@Theosoreass @AccordionBruce @catsalad noone would believe that the hurdy gurdy was a real instrument 🤣

@matthewskelton @Theosoreass @catsalad
They gave Spencer Tracy a Hurdy Gurdy in Captains Courageous

Which is funny, because Kipling features an #accordion in the book, set contemporaneous to its 1897 publication

We can guess the era because the rich kid’s dad is a railway magnate and steams over to pick him up
https://youtu.be/sXDasPDVJWM

Captains Courageous (1937)

YouTube
@AccordionBruce @catsalad next thing you know you'll be telling me Nero didn't actually fiddle while Rome burned
@BoredomFestival @AccordionBruce @catsalad Nero might or might not have fiddled, but could have played the pipe organ…
@AccordionBruce @catsalad in my heart there is a well-armed Somali pirate who dreams of duets with Weird Al, playing his accordion walking along the coast at sunset.
@AccordionBruce @catsalad Neal Stephenson made a similar mistake in the Baroque Cycle: a character is killed by being stabbed with the endpin of a cello. Aside from the fact that this wouldn't be very effective structurally (the endpin is not robustly attached), the endpin didn't *exist* before the mid1800s (prior to that, the cello was held tightly between the legs, as the viola da gamba is today). A musician friend of mine wrote to Stephenson about this, (politely) pointing out the error. He told me that he received a reply, which read: "AAAARGH!"

@BoredomFestival @catsalad
There was lively chatter on message boards when the young adult novel series about Mary “Jacky” Faber featured her playing a little Accordion

They start in 1801 which puts them before the 1829 development of the first accordions

It wasn’t featured much after that until the very last book (published 14 years later, two years after the author died) when she played it again, almost as if he was tossing one to all of the people who complained 🪗 😂
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bloody_Jack_(novel)

Bloody Jack (novel) - Wikipedia

@AccordionBruce
This makes me love pirate movies even more.

@catsalad

@AccordionBruce @catsalad On the other hand, a Samurai could have seen a fax image of one
@AccordionBruce @catsalad The accordion displaced the bagpipes (in their many variants) across Europe, pushing them to the margins - mountain valleys (Appenines, Pyrenees) on the mainland or islands (Sardinia, Ireland. Scotland).

@sellathechemist @catsalad
Alan Lomax went to Europe in the 1950s to escape the McCarthy era

And he seems to have come back with a deep hatred of the Accordion

He called it a “pestiferous instrument”

And seemed to apply a generic filter based on the fact that it had chased around fiddle and bagpipe traditions in many parts of Europe

Not unearned. But not helpful

@AccordionBruce @sellathechemist @catsalad so that was after he recorded Lead Belly playing it ?

@antares @sellathechemist @catsalad
There’s people who study just Lead Belly and I’m no expert

But I think Lead Belly’s only five known “windjammer” 🪗 recordings were made late in his life in the 40s by Mos Asch

They’re all on this set
https://folkways.si.edu/leadbelly

Not sure he owned an accordion when Alan Lomax knew him

He’d picked one up again, maybe in nostalgia for the instrument he learned first back in 1909

Or because he thought it would sell records? Who knows? Nobody asked 😠

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@antares @sellathechemist @catsalad
Ironically all the folklorists wanted to hear was his Mexican 12 string guitar, which wasn’t traditional at all

They never asked about his little “windjammer” button accordion

Or the Black square-dance tradition it was played for that dated back to before the Civil War

And that his accordion style predated his 12 string guitar, and blues guitar in general

But nobody knew or thought to ask 🤷🏽‍♀️

@AccordionBruce @sellathechemist @catsalad ow thank you for the correction and details ! One of my late friend - who wasn't a huge fan of Lomax - always reminded me that Leadbelly played the accordion but we never had a real discussion about that, and I sloppily assumed the few known recordings were done by Lomax.
@AccordionBruce @catsalad I loathed the accordion thanks to my parents. And then I discovered Astor Piazzolla’s writing for the bandoneon after buying a very cheap second hand CD of Gideon Kremer’s virtuoso band iut of curiosity. I was hooked. Then I found a cheap box set of all of Piazzolla playing/conducting. Libertango is just the tip of the iceberg.
@AccordionBruce @catsalad By the way, where is the Alan Lomax archive? A producer friend introduced me to it when we were Hutu g for music for a radio programme…
@AccordionBruce @catsalad
It occurred to me to wonder if the concertina was earlier but it originated from a similar 1820s date along with the harmonica.
I now wonder if they all arose from a development of cheap thin spring steel near that time?

@AccordionBruce @catsalad

And those Pirates you mention also didn't sing shanties; because they hadn't been invented yet.

Shanties were the work songs of merchant seamen from approx. the late 1820s and reported to be dying out in the late 1870s.

So, a 19th century working-class culture hijacked into "Pirate" fantasy-land.

PS. also, no, not every song mentioning the sea or sailors is a shanty.