Tell me some thing blasphemous and/or sacrilegious 

@catsalad
Pirates never played accordions
🏴‍☠️🚫🪗

(Because they hadn’t been invented yet)

Accordions were invented during the 1800s Industrial Revolution at the same time as the telegraph, steam engine and the typewriter

100 years after the Golden Age of Piracy 1600s–1700s

So every pirate movie with an accordionist is a science fiction movie with a time-travel sub plot 🚀⌛️

@AccordionBruce @catsalad

yeah... i go through this at every ren faire, pirate movie, etc. showing a guitar. what we'd recognize as a guitar was a 19th century evolution of earlier instruments... i wasn't a wizard in history but do know that the renaissance was pre-1800s...

@paul_ipv6 @catsalad
Ren fairs they could be busting out the portative organ!
https://youtu.be/Uk4iVold0eU
Catalina Vicens - Medieval Portative Organ / Rondeau - C. Cooman, 2014

YouTube

@AccordionBruce @catsalad

blast you!

now there's another instrument i'm tempted to build! :)