Matthew Skelton

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The biggest April Fool's joke? Using AI to generate more output quicker instead of reshaping the flow of value in teams and systems.

Multi-billion dollar joke...

🤡🤡🤡

#AI #AprilFool

CircleCI's analysis of 28 million CI workflows confirms the same picture the DORA data shows. While feature branch activity's up significantly, the median impact on *main* (i.e. release) branch activity's net-negative 7%.

Only the top 5% of teams saw significant gains. The top 10% flatlined at 1%.

For the average team, AI slows them down overall.

Told ya!

https://www.linkedin.com/pulse/what-28-million-workflows-reveal-ai-codings-biggest-risk-circleci-j9syc/

What 28 million workflows reveal about AI coding’s biggest risk

In our last issue, we shared a preview of data from our upcoming 2026 State of Software Delivery showing that the promised AI productivity boom isn’t all hype. Throughput across the CircleCI platform increased 59% year-over-year, by far the largest productivity jump we've ever recorded and a clear i

I've sworn to uphold the Hypocritic Oath: I write code that does one thing and comments that say something completely different.

Oracle have laid off 30k employees today. They did it to personal email accounts at 6am 🫡 saying they needed the money to spend on GenAI instead. https://thenextweb.com/news/oracle-layoffs-march-2026

Oracle’s share price since they went GenAI nuts:

@GossiTheDog DROP EMPLOYEES ALL;
The main problem with checking AI outputs is that you need to have an idea of what you actually wanted it to do, and most people use AI as a substitute for having to figure that out.

SILVER TIDE (2006)

Acrylic on Canvas - 60" x 36"

Painted as I was 55 turning 56 and pondering the intransigence of time. I swear I was not consciously thinking, "Time and Tide wait for no man!"

https://www.michaelwhelan.com/galleries/silver-tide/

#fineart #personalvisions #imaginativerealism

@teinturs

"The closure of 'tabacs' (small local café-bars in France) contributes to the progression of far-right voting... regardless of immigration, unemployment or other economic indicators...

"Symmetrically, the opening of tabacs is associated with a decline in far-right voting, suggesting that these dynamics are not irreversible.

"No other commercial closure produces a comparable effect. The specificity of tabacs lies in their function as a place of socialisation... The effects are three times stronger in rural communities, where these establishments often constitute the last place of sociability...

"When places of sociability disappear, politics becomes a face-off between atomised individuals and national media narratives."

@GeofCox Thanks for sharing this news.
One of the original report The Guardian cites about the French case links votes for the far right to the number of "bars-tabac" that have closed, not only in Paris but in every territory in France. This trend of closures is accompanied by a decline in social bounds.
Which reminds me of this sociological concept : the strength of weak ties (Mark Granovetter) which are pivotal for both social networks and flows of information.
We need cafés, bars and all kind of social places !

(in French)
https://www.cepremap.fr/2026/01/quand-les-bars-tabacs-ferment-lerosion-du-lien-social-local-et-la-progression-du-vote-dextreme-droite-en-france/

Quand les bars-tabacs ferment : l’érosion du lien social local et la progression du vote d’extrême droite en France – CEPREMAP