Tell me some thing blasphemous and/or sacrilegious 


@catsalad
Pirates never played accordions
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(Because they hadnβt been invented yet)
Accordions were invented during the 1800s Industrial Revolution at the same time as the telegraph, steam engine and the typewriter
100 years after the Golden Age of Piracy 1600sβ1700s
So every pirate movie with an accordionist is a science fiction movie with a time-travel sub plot πβοΈ
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Despite your username, I had to look this up and it's true. Absolutely wild.
there truly are experts in every single thing on Mastodon (not sarcastic).