because I hate you all, I curse you with the new and terrible knowledge of https://100jumps.org
100 Jumps

Hold to charge, release to jump. Land on 100 platforms to win โ€” but one miss and it's over. How many attempts will it take you?

Who made this game? I went looking so I could give them credit but I canโ€™t work it out.
(Also, for a fun web game itโ€™s got a bunch of complicated long terms & conditions.)
@sil I checked, there is no 50jumps.org
@sil
According to their T&Cs, they are likely located in the UK, proably in England or Wales, but they are using a company in Reykjavik to hide their WHOIS data.
Bored Zebra

A collection of random things.

Bored Zebra
@sil well I didn't do what I was supposed to be doing but I did get 42 jumps! That's a fun little game.

@sil

Oh so Machiavellian !

@sil โ€” dammit I donโ€™t need this in my life
@sil Ha ha! I hate you too! ๐Ÿ˜„
@sil I don't know who did it, but the whole unmangled source code, with decent comments, is in the document at https://100jumps.org/play/
100 Jumps

Hold to charge, release to jump. Land on 100 platforms to win โ€” but one miss and it's over. How many attempts will it take you?

@sil @WiteWulf omg this is a hate crime
@franksting @sil ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
@sil ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿพ
@sil i havent had so much fun with my phone in a long time
@sil
Thanks, I hate it.
@sil This is like a simplified version of my game Spring https://smolpxl.gitlab.io/smolpxl/spring/ . It's really neat!
Smolpxl Game

@sil 3rd attempt, 48. I'm going to sleep now!
@sil I curse you so hard that most of your ancestors have died. Arrrrrgh!
@sil
About 50 seems to be easy, then it ramps up the difficulty a lot.
@jannem @sil fifty!? I was chuffed about getting to twelve. The restraint needed is superhuman.
@ottaross @jannem @sil you guys are getting 12? I got 9!

RE: https://mastodon.social/@sil/116275431490345016

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@sil NOOOOOOOooooooooo
@sil instantly got sucked into it and forgot what i was actually doing ๐Ÿ˜ญ
@sil you can't do this, i don't have time for this.
@sil jump king if it was iphone
Jump King - Wikipedia

@sil Youโ€™re truly evil. Iโ€™m up to 48.
@sil "OK ill give a look" "hmm looks like a lame mobile game. Let's just see what its like real quick" "where did the last half hour go?!"
@sil Thanks, I hate it. But I also love it. So simple and fun.
@sil thx, I just needed that!
@sil this is simultaneously frustrating and satisfying omg
@sil oh... I know this game... ._.; i /hate/ this game lmao
@sil thank you for this!
@sil I can, with a bit of patience
@sil terrible..and jumper
@sil oh good lord, what have you introduced us to 

@sil

great for tomorrow's standup!