OMG, A FIRE. panic. PANIC!

WHERE'S THE FIRE EXTINGUISHER.

Red.

WaaaaaAAAAHHHH, PANICCC!

..

Oh there, it's WHITE, JUST AS EVERY PANICKING PERSON EVER EXPECTS.

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Anyway, this is just to say: in the real world these should be red. It's actually safer. Source: me, person who for the 2nd time in a year read a report where panicking people did not find the white fire extinguisher that was within their reach on the white wall.

(looking specifically at you #sweden)

#DesignFirstSafetySecond

NINETY DAYS

NINETY INCIDENTS

NINETY PERCENT

YOU PAID FOR ALL FIVE NINES BUT YOU’LL ONLY NEED THE EDGE

#github

⚠️ Update: #Iran's internet blackout has now entered day 30 as the nationwide censorship measure continues into its fifth week after 696 hours.

Metrics show that connectivity to the outside world remains at just 1% of ordinary levels.

@clt_news @ #clt2026 we made our #dec #vax Running #netbsd 10.1 Post quantum ready with #openssl 3.6

Keygen only takes 6 Minutes 🥳

#pqc #quantumcomputing

Valve: “We need a credit card on file to prove you’re 18”

Me: “My account is 23 years old”

Valve: “That just proves your account is old”

Me: “A credit card just proves you know someone with a credit card”