Accurate
@dgar
Where you will find me at parties: the kitchen
https://youtu.be/igGKEP3ts9Y
You'll Always Find Me In The Kitchen At Parties

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👍 That was exactly my first thought too.
@dgar see, this shows the intractable problem. the liebs vote is still far too large, & the greens far far far too small, with labs being preposterously too big coz all the fuckheads voted them not greens.

😜

#auspol #wilfulmisunderstanding
@dgar VERY. I feel seen…
@dgar True, after the “smoke on balcony, alone” option fell away
@dgar where’s drink?
@dgar except for board game parties, then it's "can I make another move or do I have to go to the toilet NOW??"

@dgar I would suggest that the pie chart needs an extra sliver. In my student days, towards the end of parties I tended to end up being accosted by lone Christian enthusiasts who would ask "Have you found Jesus?".

Sometimes I was bored enough to enter into a discussion (having grown up between an atheist and a conservative catholic I had been exposed to most of the tenets of both faiths).

At other times I would answer with something like "Yes I have, he is on the balcony having a quick fag!".

@dgar I would add "drink" (without specifying in detail what I like to drink;-) ....
@dgar It's missing the most important slice. Playing with the host's pets :3
@catsalad @dgar that is represented on the “why I leave the house” graph maybe?
@dgar with drink it sums it up 😉
@dgar it should just be a red circle…

@dgar

This is only accurate if "talk" includes interacting with pets.

@dgar
Yes ! And I hide and take a nap !

@dgar

Definitely. However my eating part is bigger. ;)

@dgar For me it's mostly "Standing around awkwardly while watching other people talk" with the occational thought about leaving. I really don't know how to socialize at parties and I tried my whole life, but I never understood it.
@dgar
You people party weird.

@dgar I used to be like this. Now?

a) If I didn't want to be there I'd just leave. No goodbyes, just go
b) I don't get invited to parties

Not sure if the two are connected

@dgar Parties aren't all that bad. Sometimes there are pets!

@dgar

This is either an introvert's pie chart *or* your party options are truly dismal.

@dgar no petting the small fuzzy creature??

@dgar

Let's see whether I got that right:

  • From time to time, you're visiting the Greens, for a talk?
  • You're more often visiting the Democrats, because their food is great?
  • You spend most of your time with Republicans, wondering whether it's okay to cancel your membership?
@dgar Me, if I ever hosted a party, after 30 minutes:
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@dgar As if you can't think about leaving while talking or eating smh.