AndyCymro
NickWhy not try an Irish Coffee for St Patrick’s Day?
Just make a normal coffee, then make sure there’s no snakes in it.
The Irish language has similarities to other Celtic languages, but has no words for snake.
An Irish breakfast is similar to an English breakfast, but with the addition of potato bread, soda bread, white pudding, and without any snakes.
Pleased to announce that I will be representing 200 million descendants of displaced snakes in their class action against the Catholic Church.
The Sleight Doctor 🃏🍉@Nickiquote "Can one of you mothafuckas tell me where the mothafuckin' Catholic Church is when you mothafuckin' need them?"
-- Samuel L. Jackson, on a Boeing 747 en route to Los Angeles International Airport, 2006.
Paper Moon@Nickiquote Exssselent! Here's some snake jazz for you!
Rick and Morty | Snake Jazz (Official Video)
Steph (spring version???)@Nickiquote so many snake-free bangers here and I feel compelled to boost every single one
Bram Meehan
Tattie
David@Nickiquote A popular Irish boardgame is "Ladders".
@Nickiquote Wait, that should just be "L". Because St Patrick got rid of the adders.
丂卩ㄚㄒ千ㄚ尺乇
Nicovel0 🍉@Nickiquote no way that’s only 200 million
James@Nickiquote does this make Ireland the safest place to fly?
@publicwondering Certainly for Samuel L Jackson.
Annie
surdfishIn Ireland they say "Oh for God sakes!" instead of "Oh for God snakes!" like we do in the rest of Christendom.
HighlandLawyer@Nickiquote
I nathair believe that one.
I nathair believe that one.
ʙᴇɴ ᴄᴏᴛᴛᴇяɪʟʟ@Nickiquote I once got sent to run a pub because of some emergency bankruptcy thing.
There was a bottle of something with a dead lizard flopping around in it behind the bar.
Could never figure out how it gets in there.
There was a bottle of something with a dead lizard flopping around in it behind the bar.
Could never figure out how it gets in there.
@spytfyre @Nickiquote Honestly once had the thought that they perhaps put them in as babies and make them grow in there.
Steve's Place@Nickiquote Saints be praised?
Bob Thomson@Nickiquote unless your Yoda, who already sports the ideal colour scheme for today.
Jon Renaut@Nickiquote if there are already no snakes at a party, can you still Irish Goodbye? Most parties I go to are sadly snake-free
Leo Schuldiner🤘🏼@Nickiquote for a non alcohol drinker it sounds good. For an alcoholic sound boring, and for a snake lover, we'll., that's just mean xD
Katherine WBecause of the way they reproduce, snakes can never give birth to Irish twins...
Gogs@Nickiquote In the Irish dub of Toy Story, Woody has a cake in his boot.
Inquisitor Sponge@Nickiquote Irish up your dinner by removing the potatoes.
CrazyDogLadySezPEACE@retrosponge @Nickiquote STILL too soon.
Head·word /ˈhedˌwɜː(ɹ)d/ n.In Irish craps, if you roll a pair of ones, it's called ‘eyes’
🅰🅻🅸🅲🅴 (🌈🦄)@Nickiquote instructions unclear, coffee contained snake 2/5⭐
Nick
spanghero@ratcatcher @alice @Nickiquote I think it's the whole machine that slipped through along with the barista.
Den of Earth@spanghero @ratcatcher @alice @Nickiquote
Autopsy report, 2026-03-17 23:00
Contents of the snake's stomach:
1 Gaggia Milano commercial espresso machine
1 barista, Steve
3 dogs
19 goldfish
8 cups, saucers, and assorted broken china
1 piano, upright
1 door handle
GentleMan Gef
David Cohen@Nickiquote There are no snakes in Ireland because they are the principal ingredient of Guinness. The massive production and export business of beer is the only thing that keeps them under control. St Patrick was the original master brewer.