Mastodawn

Why not try an Irish Coffee for St Patrick’s Day?

Just make a normal coffee, then make sure there’s no snakes in it.

An “Irish Goodbye” is when you quietly leave the party, taking all the snakes with you.

An Irish stew can be made with lamb, mutton or beef, but never snakes.

Irish whiskey is made in the same way as Scotch, except without the snakes.

The Irish language has similarities to other Celtic languages, but has no words for snake.

The “Irish diaspora” worldwide is made up of 80 million people and 200 million snakes

@Nickiquote so many snake-free bangers here and I feel compelled to boost every single one

@astronomerritt is that where they hide the snakes in an English breakfast? 🤔
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