NickWhy not try an Irish Coffee for St Patrick’s Day?
Just make a normal coffee, then make sure there’s no snakes in it.
Irish whiskey is made in the same way as Scotch, except without the snakes.
The Irish language has similarities to other Celtic languages, but has no words for snake.
An Irish breakfast is similar to an English breakfast, but with the addition of potato bread, soda bread, white pudding, and without any snakes.
Pleased to announce that I will be representing 200 million descendants of displaced snakes in their class action against the Catholic Church.
The Sleight Doctor 🃏🍉@Nickiquote "Can one of you mothafuckas tell me where the mothafuckin' Catholic Church is when you mothafuckin' need them?"
-- Samuel L. Jackson, on a Boeing 747 en route to Los Angeles International Airport, 2006.
Paper Moon@Nickiquote Exssselent! Here's some snake jazz for you!
Rick and Morty | Snake Jazz (Official Video)
Steph (house move version)@Nickiquote so many snake-free bangers here and I feel compelled to boost every single one
Bram Meehan
Tattie
David@Nickiquote A popular Irish boardgame is "Ladders".
@Nickiquote Wait, that should just be "L". Because St Patrick got rid of the adders.
Nicovel0 🍉@Nickiquote no way that’s only 200 million
James@Nickiquote does this make Ireland the safest place to fly?
@publicwondering Certainly for Samuel L Jackson.
Annie
surdfishIn Ireland they say "Oh for God sakes!" instead of "Oh for God snakes!" like we do in the rest of Christendom.
HighlandLawyer@Nickiquote
I nathair believe that one.
I nathair believe that one.
ʙᴇɴ ᴄᴏᴛᴛᴇяɪʟʟ@Nickiquote I once got sent to run a pub because of some emergency bankruptcy thing.
There was a bottle of something with a dead lizard flopping around in it behind the bar.
Could never figure out how it gets in there.
There was a bottle of something with a dead lizard flopping around in it behind the bar.
Could never figure out how it gets in there.