NickWhy not try an Irish Coffee for St Patrick’s Day?
Just make a normal coffee, then make sure there’s no snakes in it.
🅰🅻🅸🅲🅴 (🌈🦄)@Nickiquote instructions unclear, coffee contained snake 2/5⭐
Nick
spanghero@ratcatcher @alice @Nickiquote I think it's the whole machine that slipped through along with the barista.
Den of Earth@spanghero @ratcatcher @alice @Nickiquote
Autopsy report, 2026-03-17 23:00
Contents of the snake's stomach:
1 Gaggia Milano commercial espresso machine
1 barista, Steve
3 dogs
19 goldfish
8 cups, saucers, and assorted broken china
1 piano, upright
1 door handle