Mastodawn

Why not try an Irish Coffee for St Patrick’s Day?

Just make a normal coffee, then make sure there’s no snakes in it.

An “Irish Goodbye” is when you quietly leave the party, taking all the snakes with you.

An Irish stew can be made with lamb, mutton or beef, but never snakes.

Irish whiskey is made in the same way as Scotch, except without the snakes.

The Irish language has similarities to other Celtic languages, but has no words for snake.

The “Irish diaspora” worldwide is made up of 80 million people and 200 million snakes

@Nickiquote A popular Irish boardgame is "Ladders".

@Nickiquote Wait, that should just be "L". Because St Patrick got rid of the adders.