Mastodawn

Why not try an Irish Coffee for St Patrick’s Day?

Just make a normal coffee, then make sure there’s no snakes in it.

An “Irish Goodbye” is when you quietly leave the party, taking all the snakes with you.

An Irish stew can be made with lamb, mutton or beef, but never snakes.

@Nickiquote unless your Yoda, who already sports the ideal colour scheme for today.