Cassio Gondim
NanoraptorIt's so fascinating to see the changes in one company's logo over the years.
R.L. Dane 
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I can't think of any company that deserves to have its arse handed to it like this MORE. 😁
💯 👍 🫶
David Glover-Aoki@NanoRaptor Where do we want you to go today?
🍀March Mastodoness🍀@NanoRaptor Alternatively, "MicroCock"
SnowFox@mast0d0nphan @NanoRaptor Nah, that's nothing to be ashamed about.
Pixtxa 
@NanoRaptor Well, I guess it's more like MAKROSLOP what they're doing?
Agnew Hawk 
Microslop is right where it's at, because ... tbf ... their slop, out of all the slops, is just - bad.
gavinisdie 
@NanoRaptor already moved from their operating system Winknows, slowly moving away from their console the Xblob
ShutterBugged@NanoRaptor Dang. Can I turn some of these into stickers? :P
Edit: not to sell. just to stick on my laptop and junk.
Nicole Parsonshttps://www.middleeasteye.net/news/these-were-major-deals-signed-saudi-crown-prince-us-visit
"Meanwhile, Saudi Arabia's sovereign wealth fund signed a memorandum of understanding to explore the delivery of Microsoft’s sovereign-cloud services to the kingdom."
Trump, Koch Network, & Saudi Arabia are intent on getting an international state surveillance platform.
When your investors order up a fascist movement, you're required to implement operating systems features ...
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... to bolster the MAGA & the despotism.
https://www.forbes.com/sites/mattdurot/2025/07/17/bill-gates-charles-koch-and-three-other-billionaires-are-giving-1-billion-to-enhance-economic-mobility-in-the-us/
https://archive.ph/iYKYA
https://www.nytimes.com/2025/11/19/business/dealbook/saudi-arabia-ceos-deals.html
https://www.amnesty.org/en/latest/news/2025/08/why-are-big-tech-companies-a-threat-to-human-rights/
https://techcrunch.com/2025/12/23/inside-uzbekistans-nationwide-license-plate-surveillance-system/
https://www.theregister.com/2025/02/12/larry_ellison_wants_all_data/
https://www.sfchronicle.com/tech/article/project-2025-oracle-19654875.php
https://www.businessinsider.com/oracle-executives-power-players-cloud-2019-7
#FAFO
https://markets.financialcontent.com/stocks/article/marketminute-2026-1-1-cloud-giants-stumble-microsoft-and-oracle-face-year-end-headwinds-as-markets-brace-for-2026-reopening
https://www.economist.com/business/2025/12/11/oracle-and-the-hard-truths-about-software
https://archive.ph/Y3Amg
Yes, Trump, Koch Network, the tech industry & Microsoft are working closely with OPEC petrostate despots to ...
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... end any democracy acting on a needed fossil fuel phase out, even if it means fascism or world war.
https://www.economist.com/business/2025/12/11/oracle-and-the-hard-truths-about-software
The same ones behind 9/11 & Khashoggi
https://www.axios.com/2025/11/21/911-families-lawsuit-links-saudi-officials-to-plot-despite-princes-denial
https://thehill.com/homenews/administration/5611581-trump-defends-bin-salman-khashoggi-murder/
https://www.washingtonpost.com/technology/2025/05/13/trump-tech-execs-riyadh/
https://www.techrepublic.com/article/news-microsoft-plan-ai-agents-windows/
StellaFoxxie 
@NanoRaptor it's crazy how the second to last logo is still what microslop looks like in my head
dominic@StellaFoxxie it's the logo on my preferred symmetrical mouse, it'll always be The One for me
@barometz mycrowsoft natural keyboard, my beloverd
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Bryan@NanoRaptor god yes
Tom Magnanimous@NanoRaptor did not know Gates went through a Metallica phase
Mother Bones@NanoRaptor Those goofy slopmongers should never have had the gall to challenge the public to open insult battle 😂
JWM (Joe No Se)
caneToad 
@NanoRaptor Lovely slop, slop, sloppity slop.
ewe2@dazzr @NanoRaptor bloody Vikings
soup2nuts
Make 
🍁@NanoRaptor Plot twist: the slop isn't micro sized at all
Chip
isolIf the bicycle parts manufacturer "microSHIFT" ever start enshittifying, would you have any ideas about how to parody their name? 🤪
Daburu Dar@isol @NanoRaptor Yes, just drop the F.
Krutonium://@NanoRaptor Okay but you have to admit the Metallica phase was pretty neat.
europlus 
@NanoRaptor zing!
J. Steven York RESISTS@NanoRaptor
In Seattle back in the day we called version number 3 "The Asshole with Teeth."
In Seattle back in the day we called version number 3 "The Asshole with Teeth."
@NanoRaptor
In Seattle back in the day we called version number 3 "The Asshole with Teeth."
In Seattle back in the day we called version number 3 "The Asshole with Teeth."
Tim B@NanoRaptor
Hehe excellent, now do Jensen Leather Jacket.
Hehe excellent, now do Jensen Leather Jacket.
Merde stunder nugget@NanoRaptor I will be using some of these for my SCALE conference shirt this year
Lydia Conwell@stunder @NanoRaptor Yeah, this would make a good T-shirt
Trammell Hudson
southie wusky@th @NanoRaptor im upset how good that logo was
WooShell@th @NanoRaptor Missing a few umlauts, but otherwise they were on a good path with that one..
Heiko
Chris Godwin@NanoRaptor At this point I'm hoping that they reveal a new 'AI' generated logo of a familiar penguin. The Marketing dept won't know about Tux, push this penguin as the new logo and macroslop end up having to fork out billions to the Linux Foundation (and/or Larry Ewing) after "settling out of court" because they can't risk the lawsuit that would entirely undermine copilot.
@Chrisgodwin @NanoRaptor uhh you do know that Microslop are on the Linux Foundation board don't you
@ewe2 @NanoRaptor I do apologise, I thought the fantastical nature of what I said made the fact this was a joke obvious.
I'm sorry you didn't realise that I was not talking about something realistic. If this version of the joke troubles you please replace "penguin" with apple and "Linux" with Apple.
Ruud Steltenpool@NanoRaptor is the white cross just background color leaking through, or does it extend with 4 orthogonal bits?
Pile Of Garbage@NanoRaptor I like the one used on Slashdot (might not have been official): MiKKKro$haft
Angela Scholder@NanoRaptor Wait! I'm pretty sure it's MakroSof, right.....?!!n
dch82
Princesse@NanoRaptor they grow up so fast 
NeonArtival@NanoRaptor this is the future..... Written with my overrated TailsOS. Irony off
Jack Yan (甄爵恩)@NanoRaptor This is really well done! Great type matching!
@NanoRaptor Copilot clippy: hey it looks like you're writing a prompt!
nobletrout@NanoRaptor @Viss anyone remember that kid called Mike Rowe (no relation to the celebrity) in Canada who ran an independent software consultancy called Mike Rowe Soft? got sued by these guys?
pepperidge farm remembers
Max 🚟 DN9KDE@NanoRaptor Also fascinating to see the transition from their Disco Pop phase to a short Metal phase.
a.k.a. Odie@NanoRaptor do you mind if I print some of these as physical stickers? They are too good not to slap on some of my PCs
Timo Grün@NanoRaptor
Oooh—I want a big MicroSlop sticker for my laptop
Oooh—I want a big MicroSlop sticker for my laptop
Michał "rysiek" Woźniak · 🇺🇦@NanoRaptor hey, would you mind a DM about these logos? 👀
@rysiek go for it!
Duncan Blues@NanoRaptor
They should probably acquire Onlyfans and then rebrand themselves to Onlyslop. 😒
#Microslop
They should probably acquire Onlyfans and then rebrand themselves to Onlyslop. 😒
#Microslop
Flux@NanoRaptor Always was; always will be Microslop.
Ollie 🇪🇺🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🇵🇸🇺🇦