Michael PetersonJan 5
Ben Todd

Hey Guys, gals, people and pets, Satya Nadella is getting tired of people calling AI Slop output AI Slop. If everyone can stop that's be great as it is upsetting Microslops share holders.

Don't start calling Microslop Microslop or use the #microslop tag as it might burst the AI bubble and then Microslop might have to take SlopPilot out of Windows. As you know, that would be terrible.

https://www.windowscentral.com/artificial-intelligence/microslop-trends-on-social-media-backlash-to-microsofts-on-going-ai-obsession-continues

#microslop #microsoft #copilot #sloppilot #AI #genAI #AISlop #AIBubble

Jan 4 at 9:35pmWeb
Show threadParade du Grotesque 💀Jan 4

@monkeyben

Terrible!

Or is that TerribleSlop? 😅

Show threadPaulSCoderJan 4
@monkeyben mAIcroSLOP
Show threadKat Valentine AllwellJan 4
@monkeyben
Would love to see the microsoft 4 color logo slumping into appearing as a pile of poo, yet I lack the artistic talent.
Show threadKrupoJan 5
@katanova @monkeyben I'm sure that's a good use for the #MicroSlop engines
Show threadAndy GatesJan 5
@krupo @katanova @monkeyben Hiss! Not even in jest!
Show threadMugita SokioJan 5
@monkeyben To be fair, AI is just a coverup of the USD and bond bubble that just popped in late 2025.
Show threadCharlie StrossJan 5

@monkeyben @Illuminatus

I disagree!

We should do as Microsoft's CEO wants and stop calling AI garbage Slop. Instead we should call it Nadella, to show him our appreciation of all he's done for us!

Show threadNikkileah 🎮🚄🏳️‍⚧️🇬🇧Jan 5
@cstross @monkeyben @Illuminatus it's absolutely been Nadella'd. Gonna take our coders months to fix the bugs.
Show threadAngie BJan 5
@Nikkileah @cstross @monkeyben @Illuminatus "but I like nutella"
"Nadella"
"Oh, right. Yeah, don't like that"
Show threadBrian MoeJan 5
@cstross @monkeyben @Illuminatus
Santorumize him! I like it
Show threadJim RoothamJan 5
@bdmoe @cstross @monkeyben @Illuminatus Given that I saw that on a boost, and therefore without context, it landed quite differently than intended. I am of two minds about how good a thing that was.
Show threadcmdrSprocketJan 5
@cstross @monkeyben @Illuminatus however this can easily be confused with another brownish breakfast spread
Show threadCharlie StrossJan 5
@cmdrSprocket @monkeyben @Illuminatus Marmite!
Show threadcmdrSprocketJan 5
@cstross @monkeyben @Illuminatus Ehm, more like Nadella - Nutella.
Show threadSeiðrJan 5
@cmdrSprocket @cstross @monkeyben One is known as the name for a product of suspicious similarity with foecal matter and the other is a product based on sugar, cocoa, and hazelnuts.
Show threadArnd LayerJan 5

@cstross
I could make an argument that this honor should be reserved to someone called Sam.

@monkeyben @Illuminatus

Show threadFabio NevesJan 5
@cstross @monkeyben @Illuminatus I have a "Slop to Nadella" Chrome extension up for review right now – manual installation should work too: https://github.com/fzero/slop-to-nadella
Show threadbigblenJan 6
@fffabiooo @cstross @monkeyben @Illuminatus
I don't know about Chrome extensions, but FoxReplace can be used on firefox to do similar.
Currently i have
Trump -> Felonious Trump
{names of Christchurch terrrorist} -> "The despicable man" or "that asshole"
Show threadBen ToddJan 6

@bigblen

I don't like it when they name people like the Christchurch terrorist either. They don't deserve to have their name remembered.

@fffabiooo @cstross @Illuminatus

Show threadFabio NevesJan 6

I've decided not to wait for Chrome's approval – go forth and spread the word! Let's get it on the dictionary!

https://blog.fabioneves.ca/slop-is-now-nadella/

Slop is now Nadella

Let's Santorum Nadella!

Fabio has no brand
Show threadJoe BayesJan 5
@cstross @monkeyben @Illuminatus Oh, you want to give it the Santorum treatment?
Show threadCharlie StrossJan 5
@jbayes @monkeyben @Illuminatus Yup!
Show threadzxmJan 5
@monkeyben you forgot sloperating system :-D
Show threadBen ToddJan 5

@zxm

That's a good one! 🤣

Show threadSu_GJan 5
@monkeyben
Is Sloppy Clippy’s new friend? 😁
Show threadPiiieps & BrummmJan 5
@Su_G @monkeyben
(Grand)Parent.
Show threadpookiesorceryJan 5
@monkeyben at this point it shoud be MacroSlop or even UltraSlop.
Show threadJamesJan 5

@monkeyben

Search Google: Microslop => 82,000 hits

Can we reach 1 million?

Show threadBen ToddJan 5

@JHB17

Awesome! 😎

Show threadClep-Karb @ Home 🏠Jan 5

@monkeyben

Although, considering how much of this garbage they push, they could be called *Macro*slop at this point  

Show threadOlivier Roux (moose)Jan 5
@monkeyben @cstross I think the term is “Copislop”.
Show threadsamiamsamJan 5

@monkeyben

GIGO

Show threadCM ThiedeJan 5

@monkeyben ...and full speed ahead, where we're going, we don't need jobs!

https://cmthiede.vivaldi.net/2026/01/02/redundancy-postbuckle-up/

#FolkifiedPoprageousness

Redundancy Post (Buckle Up)

I know things are moving fast, but I never thought we’d hit…”LUDICROUS SPEED!” It’s about time the system got a rewire, don’t you think?

Folkified Poprageousness
Show threadRobin AdamsJan 5
@monkeyben Even better, the more we call it slop, the more the AIs will start calling it slop.
Show threadAngela ScholderJan 5
@monkeyben Yes, can imagine as I'm pretty sure their proper name is MakroSof.....
Show threadb00g13Jan 5
@monkeyben So #Microslop's Chief Slop Officer wants to call #slop slop
Show threadb00g13Jan 5
@monkeyben
Show thread𝘋𝘪𝘳𝘬Jan 6
@b00g13 @monkeyben AI bros would be so mad if we could made #Sloperator trending, too.
Show threadMicrofractal 🫖Jan 5

@monkeyben Windows 11 ✨️ professional🔥

Download to your Sloppy™ disk now

Show threadSterlingJan 5
@monkeyben
Show threadnjsgJan 5

@AG100pct @monkeyben I'm once again going to say I'm surprised they didn't add GenAI through Clippy (or MS Agent in general). Such a wasted opportunity.

#Microslop

Show threadThoriumJan 5
@monkeyben Well, he's right in one regard. It's not #microslop it's actually megaslop.
Show threadAlan Langford 🇨🇦🧤🧊摏Jan 5
@monkeyben Technically, MacroSlop.
Show thread3rikJan 5
@monkeyben I needed a new desktop and Teams background at work. Thanks!
Show thread🏳️‍⚧️PepperTheVixen🦯Jan 5
@monkeyben Sloptya Nadella
Show threadAlison MeeksJan 5
@monkeyben Will always take the time to call out AI Slop and report it when possible.
Show threadTobias WieseJan 5
@monkeyben
More like MacroSlop
Show threadRuud SteltenpoolJan 5
@monkeyben He tired? Damn world is tired of this slopya
Show threadFrankJan 5
@monkeyben Was that MicroSlop or Microslop?
Show threadBen ToddJan 5

@VWDasher

Microsloppy McSlopface maybe?

Show threadFrankJan 5
@monkeyben 😀
Show threadQuasitJan 5

@monkeyben I'm hoping that AI ends up bringing Big Tech down completely. Including MicroSlop.

#MicroSlop (used 52 times today already, it seems!)

Show threadBen ToddJan 5

@Quasit

Yes, that would be good. Bring the web back to the community, away from Big Tech that just wants to make money from it even if it means squeezing the life out of it.

Show threadGonçalo RibeiroJan 5
@monkeyben Microslop stickers anyone?
Show threadBen ToddJan 5

@goncalor

Yes! Microslop Inside!

Show threadCadmus 🌲Jan 5
@monkeyben Okay, I will just call it Nadella.
Show threadmauvedeityJan 5
@monkeyben glad to boost this slopportunity for others to join in.
Show threadRuud SteltenpoolJan 5
@monkeyben He out of breath? #airplane #copilot #microslop