I created an instance for sharing photos on Fediverse. I invited my family to join my instance. No one came. I begged. No answer.
I'm going to the lawyer to make a will leaving all my family assets to my partner. I don't want any more contact with my family. This is not a joke.
I wonder how will this one land on the #Bluesky side of things
As expected, not too well: bsky.app/profile/fesshole.bsky…
fesshole 🧻 (@fesshole.bsky.social)

I created an instance for sharing photos on Fediverse. I invited my family to join my instance. No one came. I begged. No answer. I'm going to the lawyer to make a will leaving all my family assets to my partner. I don't want any more contact with my family. This is not a joke.

Bluesky Social

@csolisr

Breaking my cardinal rule not to post stuff from Bluesky, but I clicked the link and all of the comments are baffled by Fediverse and instances, with one guy saying he's worked in computers for 25 years and has never even *heard* of the Fediverse (🫠). But I enjoyed this one....

@csolisr @TheBreadmonkey the CEO of the fediverse is probably a cat with a Linux system on an autofeeder
@musiciankate @csolisr @TheBreadmonkey Where did you place the cameras in my house?
@Mrfunkedude @csolisr @TheBreadmonkey the autofeeders have built in cameras

@musiciankate @Mrfunkedude @csolisr @TheBreadmonkey

Lucius Fox: This is too much power for one person.

Batman: That's why I gave it to you. Only you can use it.

Lucius Fox: Spying on 30 million people isn't part of my job description.

@amiserabilist @musiciankate @Mrfunkedude @csolisr @TheBreadmonkey This scared me to death, I saw it at a drive-in theater, surrounded by hills, when I was 12 years old. Still traumatized 😅

@Star12Mt @musiciankate @Mrfunkedude @csolisr @TheBreadmonkey

My day in the hills
Has come to an end, I know.
A star has come out
To tell me it's time to go.
But deep in the dark green shadows,
There are voices that urge me to stay.
So I pause and I wait and I listen,
For one more sound,
For one more lovely thing
That the hills might say!

The hills are alive
With the sound of cannibals,
With songs they have sung,
For a thousand years.
The hills fill my heart,
With the sound of cannibals.
My heart wants to sing every song it hears.
My heart wants to beat like the wings
Of the birds that rise from the lake
To the trees.
My heart wants to sigh
Like a chime that flies
From a church on a breeze,
To laugh like a brook when it trips and falls
Over stones on its way,
To sing through the night,
Like a lark who is learning to pray.
I go to the hills
When my heart is lonely.
I know I will hear
What I heard before.
My heart will be blessed
With the sound of cannibals
And I'll sing once more.

@musiciankate @csolisr @TheBreadmonkey duh the CEO of the Fediverse is John Mastodon. With Vice Guru Speedy Loops and Cabinet Maker Pixelhead.
@tezoatlipoca @musiciankate @csolisr @TheBreadmonkey I followed John Mastodon on day one and he followed me back and then I got 100 new follows and now they’re all my new friends I can’t believe how many friends I have thanks to John Mastodon

@puppygirlhornypost2 @TheBreadmonkey @csolisr

For me, this is peak bluesky:

@Andres @puppygirlhornypost2 @TheBreadmonkey @csolisr@hub.azkware.net kinda sad that they automatically assume everything has to be a product
@silly @TheBreadmonkey @Andres @csolisr@hub.azkware.net the worst part was that there were multiple comments like this
@silly @Andres @TheBreadmonkey @csolisr@hub.azkware.net @puppygirlhornypost2 tbf this does read like a shitty product integration lol
@silly @Andres @TheBreadmonkey @csolisr @puppygirlhornypost2 My thought exactly. Capitalism or bust for these people. They don't even realize how deeply the propaganda has taken root.

@puppygirlhornypost2 @csolisr

🤣

It's very funny to me that there are so people unaware of this social media platform when to me in many ways my time on here is more real than my real life. It's like watching a bunch of people not understand what water is.

@TheBreadmonkey @puppygirlhornypost2 @csolisr
Ban Di Hydrogen Mon Oxide. It causes burns in it's gaseous state, and can be lethal when inhaled.
@TheBreadmonkey @csolisr Too many embrace AI with no question, down the rabbit hole, but #fediverse remains a mystery. Huge loss for folks who would learn so much, share ideas, insights, from around the world, and find real #community here. #truth #democracy #global #learning #knowledge #respect #decency #facts not #lies And No #CEO - yeh that works for us!

@TheBreadmonkey @csolisr

Dear $deity, someone over there in the replies linked to this and it is MAGNIFICENT. Bravo to Mr Spicer!

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Pbw5SjxFS8s

How All YouTube Ads Sound to Me

YouTube
Rockwell Retro Encabulator

YouTube

@mwyman @TheBreadmonkey @csolisr

Inevitable Encabulator Post - Achieved! 😆

@mwyman @greem @TheBreadmonkey @csolisr

Sinusoidal Deplenoration has always been a problem.

@greem @TheBreadmonkey @csolisr Love me some Michael Spicer. He does scowling disappointment to a tee. Most famous for the earphone advisor in the next room, series of sketches.
@TheBreadmonkey Ben is the CEO of fediverse and I'm the CCO (chief cat officer) @csolisr

@CatsWhoCode @TheBreadmonkey @csolisr
If I am elected Mayor of Mastodon...

All trolls will be placed in a group home and forced to troll each other until only one troll remains. Then we'll take that super troll and re-educate them to glorify the Fediverse and then send them to corporate social media sites where they'll encourage the enshitification of each platform.

Thank you for your vote.

(edited because of wrong picture.)

@Mrfunkedude @amiserabilist @CatsWhoCode @csolisr

Won't you take me to...... Funke town?

We’re Mastodon.

PeerTube

@Mrfunkedude @amiserabilist @CatsWhoCode @csolisr

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Amazing. You have my vote. And my sword.

@CatsWhoCode @TheBreadmonkey @amiserabilist @csolisr What’s really funny about that video to me, is how according to the stats almost half the people stop watching at the fake ending.

So half the people think it’s this nice little video about Mastodon. 🤣🤣🤣

@CatsWhoCode

i have had an idea, instead of a boring vote, fight for mayor.

welcome to the fedidome.

we have a problem if @LRRRonEarth wants to throw his cape in the cage.

but frankly i believe it is beneath him.

@TheBreadmonkey @Mrfunkedude @csolisr

@CatsWhoCode @Mrfunkedude @TheBreadmonkey @csolisr

The winds of change are blowing your way
In the midst of division
The power of love is calling for a revolution
Yeah can you feel it?

If you look around
The whole world's coming together now
Can you feel it, can you feel it
Can you feel it feel it in the air, the
Wind is taking it everywhere, Yeah
Can you feel it, can you feel it
Can you feel it

All the colors of the world should be
Lovin' each other wholeheartedly
(In harmony) yes, it's all right
Take my message to your brother
And tell him twice (Tell your brother)
Spread the word and try to teach the men
Who's hating his brother
When hate won't do
Cause we're all the same
Yes the blood inside me is inside of you

Can you feel it, can you feel
It, can you feel it, Now tell me
Can you feel it, can you feel it
Can you feel it

Sing out aloud
Because we want to make a crowd
Touch a hand and sing
A sound so pure, salvation rings

Can you feel it, can you feel
It, can you feel it, Now tell me
Can you feel it, can you feel it
Can you feel it

Let me talk to you it's all over me
My hands, my soul and my feet
(Yeah! Yeah, Hallelujah)
But until the whole world is free
(Until we're all free)
So we can really live in harmony
See the smile upon my face
I believe it'll be a brighter day

@amiserabilist @CatsWhoCode @TheBreadmonkey @csolisr Oddly enough, those are the same words that I yell out to my girlfriend.

Both the title of the song, and the words on the graphic.