I'm going to the lawyer to make a will leaving all my family assets to my partner. I don't want any more contact with my family. This is not a joke.
I created an instance for sharing photos on Fediverse. I invited my family to join my instance. No one came. I begged. No answer. I'm going to the lawyer to make a will leaving all my family assets to my partner. I don't want any more contact with my family. This is not a joke.
Breaking my cardinal rule not to post stuff from Bluesky, but I clicked the link and all of the comments are baffled by Fediverse and instances, with one guy saying he's worked in computers for 25 years and has never even *heard* of the Fediverse (🫠). But I enjoyed this one....
@musiciankate @Mrfunkedude @csolisr @TheBreadmonkey
Lucius Fox: This is too much power for one person.
Batman: That's why I gave it to you. Only you can use it.
Lucius Fox: Spying on 30 million people isn't part of my job description.
@Star12Mt @musiciankate @Mrfunkedude @csolisr @TheBreadmonkey
My day in the hills
Has come to an end, I know.
A star has come out
To tell me it's time to go.
But deep in the dark green shadows,
There are voices that urge me to stay.
So I pause and I wait and I listen,
For one more sound,
For one more lovely thing
That the hills might say!
The hills are alive
With the sound of cannibals,
With songs they have sung,
For a thousand years.
The hills fill my heart,
With the sound of cannibals.
My heart wants to sing every song it hears.
My heart wants to beat like the wings
Of the birds that rise from the lake
To the trees.
My heart wants to sigh
Like a chime that flies
From a church on a breeze,
To laugh like a brook when it trips and falls
Over stones on its way,
To sing through the night,
Like a lark who is learning to pray.
I go to the hills
When my heart is lonely.
I know I will hear
What I heard before.
My heart will be blessed
With the sound of cannibals
And I'll sing once more.
@puppygirlhornypost2 @TheBreadmonkey @csolisr
For me, this is peak bluesky:
@silly @TheBreadmonkey @csolisr @puppygirlhornypost2
When all you know is products...
🤣
It's very funny to me that there are so people unaware of this social media platform when to me in many ways my time on here is more real than my real life. It's like watching a bunch of people not understand what water is.
Dear $deity, someone over there in the replies linked to this and it is MAGNIFICENT. Bravo to Mr Spicer!
@mwyman @TheBreadmonkey @csolisr
Inevitable Encabulator Post - Achieved! 😆
@mwyman @greem @TheBreadmonkey @csolisr
Sinusoidal Deplenoration has always been a problem.
@CatsWhoCode @TheBreadmonkey @csolisr
If I am elected Mayor of Mastodon...
All trolls will be placed in a group home and forced to troll each other until only one troll remains. Then we'll take that super troll and re-educate them to glorify the Fediverse and then send them to corporate social media sites where they'll encourage the enshitification of each platform.
Thank you for your vote.
(edited because of wrong picture.)
@Mrfunkedude @amiserabilist @CatsWhoCode @csolisr
Won't you take me to...... Funke town?
@TheBreadmonkey @amiserabilist @CatsWhoCode @csolisr Come with me, to the town of Mastodon…
@Mrfunkedude @amiserabilist @CatsWhoCode @csolisr
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Amazing. You have my vote. And my sword.
@CatsWhoCode @TheBreadmonkey @amiserabilist @csolisr What’s really funny about that video to me, is how according to the stats almost half the people stop watching at the fake ending.
So half the people think it’s this nice little video about Mastodon. 🤣🤣🤣
i have had an idea, instead of a boring vote, fight for mayor.
welcome to the fedidome.
we have a problem if @LRRRonEarth wants to throw his cape in the cage.
but frankly i believe it is beneath him.
@CatsWhoCode @Mrfunkedude @TheBreadmonkey @csolisr
The winds of change are blowing your way
In the midst of division
The power of love is calling for a revolution
Yeah can you feel it?
If you look around
The whole world's coming together now
Can you feel it, can you feel it
Can you feel it feel it in the air, the
Wind is taking it everywhere, Yeah
Can you feel it, can you feel it
Can you feel it
All the colors of the world should be
Lovin' each other wholeheartedly
(In harmony) yes, it's all right
Take my message to your brother
And tell him twice (Tell your brother)
Spread the word and try to teach the men
Who's hating his brother
When hate won't do
Cause we're all the same
Yes the blood inside me is inside of you
Can you feel it, can you feel
It, can you feel it, Now tell me
Can you feel it, can you feel it
Can you feel it
Sing out aloud
Because we want to make a crowd
Touch a hand and sing
A sound so pure, salvation rings
Can you feel it, can you feel
It, can you feel it, Now tell me
Can you feel it, can you feel it
Can you feel it
Let me talk to you it's all over me
My hands, my soul and my feet
(Yeah! Yeah, Hallelujah)
But until the whole world is free
(Until we're all free)
So we can really live in harmony
See the smile upon my face
I believe it'll be a brighter day
@amiserabilist @CatsWhoCode @TheBreadmonkey @csolisr Oddly enough, those are the same words that I yell out to my girlfriend.
Both the title of the song, and the words on the graphic.