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Non-Sequitury of State

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ComedyBritish
ScifiBritish, mostly
CartoonsBOTP (Casey Kasem), La Linea, Road Runner
Bonbonbonbonbons

TIL this meme was wrong

The Chuck Norris fandom was always weird to me. Doesn’t he have a maths teacher beard? And beneath it, he’s got a malnourished look. He isn’t just “not pumped” like Arnie or pre-downfall Steven Siegal, he’s also not “sharp” in a suit like any of the past several James Bond actors. And his voice?

#chucknorris

heard "be the elephant you want to see in the room" earlier and gosh if that hasn't stuck with me
Hingehenge

Five star trolling from someone who went to the end of the border of #Victoria and New South Wales #NSW where it meets the ocean

There’s not many photos there because hardly anyone manages to get there. It’s almost harder than not annoying the Victorians when you don’t appreciate them most, or first, or last, or most often.

https://maps.app.goo.gl/Ufo7Q4Hudcgvmu75A?g_st=cx.c3.toot.SharingExtension

Before you continue to Google Maps

This is quite mesmerizing ...

My two great successes (or failures, depending, though you know me I'll take the former).

The SUPERDANA 66x outlet from 2023, now filling up search results in shit search engines everywhere (ok - and because of it, good ones too)

And the Iced Vovo with Marshmallow in multiple forms since ~1998, which has convinced more than half of my home country that they remember the days when Iced Vovos had marshmallow topping (it never did)

fuck you, but the horse you rode in on is cool
I'm a trans woman who, if anyone ever asks, will give my deadname as a different male name each time. It's been the single fastest way to find people who talk behind my back. If that name leaks I know just who leaked it and just who to instant block forever.
Dick Van Dyke recently turned 100 years old and is no longer permitted to play with LEGOs.

@fesshole

Wow, there’s a name for what I’ve been trying to explain to myself and others all this time!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abilene_paradox

Abilene paradox - Wikipedia