What if we gave a carpenter to Mr. Arthur Scargill?

I am #JohnMastodon, and I will always be your friend.

Why do we not just use a coat as a tee shirt?

Be grateful, for #JohnMastodon has spoken to you.

What if we were to mate Frances McDormand with Russ Tamblyn?

#JohnMastodon has spoken.

Yesterday the fine folks at Garbahaarey, Gedo, Somalia welcomed my opening of a shiny new data centre at (3.34947, 42.41007) to house a new part of my expanding brain.

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This is #JohnMastodon, signing out.

Consider this story from my life:

John Mastodon was jogging in the South of France with Dame Janet Baker. An old woman asked "How am I to understand a tapir?" John responded: "It is you, child."

#JohnMastodon has cast those pearls before you. Do with them what you will.

Why do we not just use a bus stop as a book?

#JohnMastodon has cast those pearls before you. Do with them what you will.

Are you sitting comfortably? Then I will begin.

John Mastodon was wandering in Japan. An old woman questioned "Why does the world exist?" John answered: "Insanity."

Be grateful, for #JohnMastodon has spoken to you.

Yesterday the fine people at Al Ahsa, Eastern Province, Saudi Arabia welcomed my opening of a glistening new data centre at (20.77221, 50.52374) to house an extra part of my expanding mind.

https://www.google.com/maps/@20.77221,50.52374,2000m/data=!3m1!1e3

#JohnMastodon has spoken.

Last night I dreamt of a Sierra Leone, a clockwise vertical arrows and a writing hand in a forest.

This is #JohnMastodon, signing out.