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testicle refund
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tiramisu
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bill and ted
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tes THDPSSSSPS
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the information withholder
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salem witch premium
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the fox and mole
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horseified
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buttons that go hard
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jfk
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hedgehog
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flawless praxis
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Stephanie
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welcome to the pee pee palace
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hotel art
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medieval groupchat
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elon musk
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top gun
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ancient persian poet
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climbing up this incline again alone
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one guard lies
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whimsical idiot boyfriend
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shipping discourse
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I would die with honour at the hands of a fool
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clever
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clippy tattoo
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marge and homer shit
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ancient flute
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good boy
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book rec
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cooking vs cooked
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hard lime difficult time
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quitting the monastery
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FTM
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mcdonalds
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a little bit of monica
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I want that twink obliterated
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europeans live longer
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doctor cockroach
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feeling old yet?
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human chicken
Jun 21 at 10:30amWeb
Show threadAnother Angry WomanJun 21
you're gay
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legit 10/10 display and curation practices here
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divorce themed restaurant
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thomas cromwell
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when your stomach is really mad at you
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this could happen
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dolphins
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sexiest man alive
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extra virgin
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the exact opposite problem of when people name babies instead of future adults
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lowest point
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no fucks to give
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jonah
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behold a chicken
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red flag
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cain and abel
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the street cleaner
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le miserable
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surgeon whose rare and sickly pet lizard only eats human testicles
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deutsche bahn
Show threadAdrianoJul 27
@stavvers that you *can* do anything with language doesn’t really mean people *should* do it.
Show threadTom HarringtonJul 27
@stavvers @GeekAndDad twist: the one guy’s name is “Les”
Show threadDiana Probst, Cambridge ArtistJul 20
@stavvers OK, you seem to have stopped posting these, it is safe to close Mastodon now.
Show threadOzzelotJul 20
@stavvers reverse diogenes
Show threadPurpleShonaSJul 20
@stavvers would it have freaked her out more if she'd been told she was eating a chicken's period.......
Show thread⚧ MyceliumGirl 𐂂Jul 21
@General_Chucklefuck
Show threadTofu GolemJul 21
@stavvers
Diogenes' jokes never get old.
Show threadMeerderWörterJul 21
@stavvers Oh, but they can be orange too if you feed them corn. The color is not the thing that gives it away.
Show threadAngela Glansbury 🚽Jul 20
@stavvers
the alt text has read #OK Jonah as #OK Jonathan. rather loses the meaning for alt text users.
Show threadnotsounddrillJul 29
@stavvers agreed, that was the lowest point in my life too
Show threadmyrmepropagandistJul 14

@stavvers

Oh yes they are virgin olives, yeah but they insist on making so many instagram videos, and putting on six different outfits everyday.

More "extra" than "virgin" if you ask me.

Show threadfor a day, while . . .Jul 14

@stavvers

dolphins deserve better . . .

Show threadWombat For HireJun 21
@stavvers Appetizers are called prenups.
Show threadYFNAJun 21
@stavvers I kept the house salad
Show threadSin VegaJun 21
@stavvers she's turned the wines against us
Show threadDaniel JohnsonJun 21
@stavvers My grandpa used to jokingly refer to hors d’oeuvres as “horse divorce.” (Or sometimes “horse’s ovaries,” but that is less apropos to this particular situation.)
Show threadeyrea 🇨🇦Jun 21
@stavvers reminds me of when I saw pictures of the maps, the indigenous people gave Lewis and Clark on their so-called Discovery Expedition.
Show threadSin VegaJun 22

@stavvers inevitable link to the kate beaton robinson crusoe comic:

http://www.harkavagrant.com/index.php?id=286

"I am going to kick him in the nuts"

Show threadDark Sheep ArtsJul 20

@stavvers

I love it. I sometimes listen to paranormal Youtube videos when I'm doing art and so many of them are like, "and Sir Walter Whiteguy's last letters back says that he pressed on despite the natives warning him of evil spirits in the mountains, but when I investigated, what local accounts say is that they told him his map was bullshit and he was going to be eaten by bears."

Show threadRob IsaacJul 22
@DarkSheepArts please can I steal “Sir Walter Whiteguy”
Show threadDark Sheep ArtsJul 22

@rmi

Please do!

Show threadforestineAug 4
@stavvers i saw a documentary once about searching for the lost Franklin Expedition and the First Nations kept saying 'have you looked in the area that literally translates to 'Boat Place'? and the searchers kept going 'guess we'll never know what happened to the ship' (you can guess where they finally found it)
Show threadPeter Brown3d ago
@stavvers @fionaorkneynews that sounds like an excellent model for the proposed exhibition on Dr Rae, who worked with the local inhabitants and spoke their language. https://www.orkneyology.com/john-rae.html
John Rae, Little-Known Arctic Explorer - a Man Ahead of His Time

Orkney's Dr John Rae was one of the greatest Arctic explorers. His willingness to learn from the Inuit and First Nations people made him successful ... and highly unusual amidst Victorian England's prejudice and racial arrogance. So why have you never heard of him?

Orkneyology.com
Show threadFiona Grahame Orkney News Ltd3d ago
@peterbrown @stavvers lots of Orkney men worked in the Nor Wast and many had local wives and families. We've published those stories in The Orkney News and those of John Rae
Show threadPeter Brown3d ago
@fionaorkneynews @stavvers yes I understand that. I was specifically referring to the proposed museum at his house.
I believe they had a consultation recently on what people wanted to see there
Show threadFiona Grahame Orkney News Ltd3d ago
@peterbrown @stavvers yes indeed.
Show thread🗡Jun 21
@stavvers ah yes, the classic "this is a total trainwreck" tumblr post. absolute best genre of post.
Show threadRobee? Na! 🌈Jun 21
@stavvers This is the best screenshot ever
Show threadStumpy The MuttJun 21
@stavvers AI says it's a photo of Harpo, Chicko, Groucho and Zeppo Marx.
Show threadcpoffersJun 21
@stavvers "Adult Human Chicken" is real
Show threadPhilippa CowderoyJun 21
@stavvers but was it adult human chicken?
Show threadTatzelbrummJun 21

@stavvers
Diogenes der Weise aber kroch ins Faß
Und sprach: »Ja, ja, das kommt von das!!«

https://www.projekt-gutenberg.org/wbusch/diogen/diogen4.html

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clever
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clippy tattoo
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marge and homer shit
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ancient flute
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good boy
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book rec
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cooking vs cooked
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hard lime difficult time
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quitting the monastery
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FTM
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mcdonalds
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a little bit of monica
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I want that twink obliterated
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europeans live longer
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doctor cockroach
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feeling old yet?
Show threadAnother Angry WomanJun 21
human chicken
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you're gay
Show threadAnother Angry WomanJun 21
legit 10/10 display and curation practices here
Show threadAnother Angry WomanJun 21
divorce themed restaurant
Show threadAnother Angry WomanJun 21
thomas cromwell
Show threadWombat For HireJun 21
@stavvers Appetizers are called prenups.
Show threadYFNAJun 21
@stavvers I kept the house salad
Show threadSin VegaJun 21
@stavvers she's turned the wines against us
Show threadDaniel JohnsonJun 21
@stavvers My grandpa used to jokingly refer to hors d’oeuvres as “horse divorce.” (Or sometimes “horse’s ovaries,” but that is less apropos to this particular situation.)
Show threadeyrea 🇨🇦Jun 21
@stavvers reminds me of when I saw pictures of the maps, the indigenous people gave Lewis and Clark on their so-called Discovery Expedition.
Show threadSin VegaJun 22

@stavvers inevitable link to the kate beaton robinson crusoe comic:

http://www.harkavagrant.com/index.php?id=286

"I am going to kick him in the nuts"

Show threadDark Sheep ArtsJul 20

@stavvers

I love it. I sometimes listen to paranormal Youtube videos when I'm doing art and so many of them are like, "and Sir Walter Whiteguy's last letters back says that he pressed on despite the natives warning him of evil spirits in the mountains, but when I investigated, what local accounts say is that they told him his map was bullshit and he was going to be eaten by bears."

Show threadRob IsaacJul 22
@DarkSheepArts please can I steal “Sir Walter Whiteguy”
Show threadforestineAug 4
@stavvers i saw a documentary once about searching for the lost Franklin Expedition and the First Nations kept saying 'have you looked in the area that literally translates to 'Boat Place'? and the searchers kept going 'guess we'll never know what happened to the ship' (you can guess where they finally found it)
Show threadPeter Brown3d ago
@stavvers @fionaorkneynews that sounds like an excellent model for the proposed exhibition on Dr Rae, who worked with the local inhabitants and spoke their language. https://www.orkneyology.com/john-rae.html
John Rae, Little-Known Arctic Explorer - a Man Ahead of His Time

Orkney's Dr John Rae was one of the greatest Arctic explorers. His willingness to learn from the Inuit and First Nations people made him successful ... and highly unusual amidst Victorian England's prejudice and racial arrogance. So why have you never heard of him?

Orkneyology.com
Show threadFiona Grahame Orkney News Ltd3d ago
@peterbrown @stavvers lots of Orkney men worked in the Nor Wast and many had local wives and families. We've published those stories in The Orkney News and those of John Rae
Show thread🗡Jun 21
@stavvers ah yes, the classic "this is a total trainwreck" tumblr post. absolute best genre of post.
Show threadRobee? Na! 🌈Jun 21
@stavvers This is the best screenshot ever
Show threadStumpy The MuttJun 21
@stavvers AI says it's a photo of Harpo, Chicko, Groucho and Zeppo Marx.
Show threadcpoffersJun 21
@stavvers "Adult Human Chicken" is real
Show threadPhilippa CowderoyJun 21
@stavvers but was it adult human chicken?
Show threadTatzelbrummJun 21

@stavvers
Diogenes der Weise aber kroch ins Faß
Und sprach: »Ja, ja, das kommt von das!!«

https://www.projekt-gutenberg.org/wbusch/diogen/diogen4.html

Show threadSephJun 8
@stavvers Laudanum wasn’t even illegal yet. The police only wanted them because they didn’t have a rectifier’s licence.
Show threadi_give_u_wormsAug 3
@stavvers the race and crime issues are so different when they just work with a bunch of well organized Spaniards who have a letter from their queen to sell laudanum, although a yellowed patina is still applied to all the paintings of their location
Show threadSephJun 8
@stavvers No, but you see, day-drinker Jacques is actually very healthy because something something red wine something antioxidants.
Show threadMichael CritzJun 8

@stavvers @jwz I hear them think, “prove it!”

Infant mortality.

Forget walkable cities, sugar, pesticides, sensible gun rights, social safety nets, opioid use, etc; we Americans die from inadequate healthcare before we take our first steps.

Show threadMx VerdaJun 8
@stavvers also Plastic Sandwich Paul
Show threadPaul BrownjohnJun 8

@stavvers

That is true!

Firstly, we don't go around shooting each other in vast numbers, secondly we pretty much all have exemplary health care either for free or at prices everyone can afford without going bankrupt and finally we eat far more healthily than folk in the USA and most of all we eat much, much LESS!

Show threadChaotic CatboyAug 3
@stavvers I definitely make mediocre pasta dishes on a regular basis
Show threadBoyBraveAug 4
@stavvers @ftmboy
Show threadliebach not laibachMay 31
@stavvers I agree completely.
Show threadDeanFarrellAug 4
@stavvers I think the Runaways are way better than Hole AND Nirvana.
Show threadbinchickenMay 31
@stavvers it's grill or be grilled in this fucked up world
Show threadPhilippa CowderoyMay 31
@stavvers "Now shit or get out of the kitchen"
Show threadacbMay 31
@stavvers @cstross See also, the old SubGenius dictum, “the difference between Heaven and Hell is which side of the pitchfork you’re on”
Show threadkitMay 31
@stavvers Does this also apply to smoking and smoked?
Show threadbotvolutionMay 31
@stavvers
Pleased to hear that Claude Levi-Strauss has kindly consented to return from the grave
Show threadJeremy KahnMay 31

@stavvers

FWIW endorsed by my 12-year-old as "valid"

Show threadRS, Author, Novelist, ProsaistMay 31
@stavvers This is going to show up in one of my stories.
Show threadAtomic OrbitalsMay 31
@stavvers Brilliant!
Show threadKate AkikoMay 31
@stavvers omfg this is so wrong. And sad. And a 13 year old sounding like a 73 year old Maga maniac. What a mindset. Already in a small cage of self inflicted doom garnished with adult sarcasm and borrowed adult stance at that young age. What a sad way of bringing up a young soul.

Why do so many like this? It is utterly disgusting. Horrible.

This ruined my evening. ​​
Show threadOld Stone Man@earthstream.socJun 1
@stavvers #Wise
Show threadLuna LacteaMay 16
@stavvers So, which one of you is the Marge & which is the Homer?
Show threadfopsMay 12
@stavvers brand new sentence