Mastodawn

Another Angry Woman Mar 1

testicle refund

Another Angry Woman Mar 1

tiramisu

Another Angry Woman Mar 1

bill and ted

Another Angry Woman Mar 1

tes THDPSSSSPS

Another Angry Woman Mar 3

the information withholder

Another Angry Woman Apr 5

salem witch premium

Another Angry Woman Apr 5

the fox and mole

Another Angry Woman Apr 5

horseified

Another Angry Woman Apr 5

buttons that go hard

Another Angry Woman Apr 5

jfk

Another Angry Woman Apr 6

hedgehog

Another Angry Woman Apr 6

flawless praxis

Another Angry Woman Apr 27

Stephanie

Another Angry Woman Apr 27

welcome to the pee pee palace

Another Angry Woman Apr 27

hotel art

Another Angry Woman Apr 27

medieval groupchat

Another Angry Woman Apr 27

elon musk

Another Angry Woman Apr 27

top gun

Another Angry Woman May 12

ancient persian poet

Another Angry Woman May 12

climbing up this incline again alone

Another Angry Woman May 12

one guard lies

Another Angry Woman May 12

whimsical idiot boyfriend

Another Angry Woman May 12

shipping discourse

Another Angry Woman May 12

I would die with honour at the hands of a fool

Another Angry Woman May 12

clever

Another Angry Woman May 12

clippy tattoo

Another Angry Woman May 12

marge and homer shit

Another Angry Woman May 31

ancient flute

Another Angry Woman May 31

good boy

Another Angry Woman May 31

book rec

Another Angry Woman May 31

cooking vs cooked

Another Angry Woman May 31

hard lime difficult time

Another Angry Woman May 31

quitting the monastery

Another Angry Woman Jun 4

FTM

Another Angry Woman Jun 4

mcdonalds

Another Angry Woman Jun 4

a little bit of monica

Another Angry Woman Jun 8

I want that twink obliterated

Another Angry Woman Jun 8

europeans live longer

Another Angry Woman Jun 8

doctor cockroach

Another Angry Woman Jun 8

feeling old yet?

Another Angry Woman

human chicken

Another Angry Woman Jun 21

you're gay

Another Angry Woman Jun 21

legit 10/10 display and curation practices here

Another Angry Woman Jun 21

divorce themed restaurant

Another Angry Woman Jun 21

thomas cromwell

Another Angry Woman Jun 21

when your stomach is really mad at you

Another Angry Woman Jul 14

this could happen

Another Angry Woman Jul 14

dolphins

Another Angry Woman Jul 14

sexiest man alive

Another Angry Woman Jul 14

extra virgin

Another Angry Woman Jul 14

the exact opposite problem of when people name babies instead of future adults

Another Angry Woman Jul 14

lowest point

Another Angry Woman Jul 20

no fucks to give

Another Angry Woman Jul 20

jonah

Another Angry Woman Jul 20

behold a chicken

Another Angry Woman Jul 20

red flag

Another Angry Woman Jul 27

cain and abel

Another Angry Woman Jul 27

the street cleaner

Another Angry Woman Jul 27

le miserable

Another Angry Woman Jul 27

surgeon whose rare and sickly pet lizard only eats human testicles

Another Angry Woman Jul 27

deutsche bahn

@stavvers that you *can* do anything with language doesn’t really mean people *should* do it.

Tom Harrington Jul 27

@stavvers @GeekAndDad twist: the one guy’s name is “Les”

Diana Probst, Cambridge Artist Jul 20

@stavvers OK, you seem to have stopped posting these, it is safe to close Mastodon now.

@stavvers reverse diogenes

PurpleShonaS Jul 20

@stavvers would it have freaked her out more if she'd been told she was eating a chicken's period.......

⚧ MyceliumGirl 𐂂 Jul 21

@General_Chucklefuck

Tofu Golem Jul 21

@stavvers
Diogenes' jokes never get old.

MeerderWörter Jul 21

@stavvers Oh, but they can be orange too if you feed them corn. The color is not the thing that gives it away.

Angela Glansbury 🚽Jul 20

@stavvers
the alt text has read #OK Jonah as #OK Jonathan. rather loses the meaning for alt text users.

notsounddrill Jul 29

@stavvers agreed, that was the lowest point in my life too

myrmepropagandist Jul 14

Oh yes they are virgin olives, yeah but they insist on making so many instagram videos, and putting on six different outfits everyday.

More "extra" than "virgin" if you ask me.

for a day, while . . .Jul 14

dolphins deserve better . . .

Wombat For Hire Jun 21

@stavvers Appetizers are called prenups.

@stavvers I kept the house salad

Sin Vega Jun 21

@stavvers she's turned the wines against us

Daniel Johnson Jun 21

@stavvers My grandpa used to jokingly refer to hors d’oeuvres as “horse divorce.” (Or sometimes “horse’s ovaries,” but that is less apropos to this particular situation.)

eyrea 🇨🇦Jun 21

@stavvers reminds me of when I saw pictures of the maps, the indigenous people gave Lewis and Clark on their so-called Discovery Expedition.

Sin Vega Jun 22

@stavvers inevitable link to the kate beaton robinson crusoe comic:

http://www.harkavagrant.com/index.php?id=286

"I am going to kick him in the nuts"

Dark Sheep Arts Jul 20

I love it. I sometimes listen to paranormal Youtube videos when I'm doing art and so many of them are like, "and Sir Walter Whiteguy's last letters back says that he pressed on despite the natives warning him of evil spirits in the mountains, but when I investigated, what local accounts say is that they told him his map was bullshit and he was going to be eaten by bears."

Rob Isaac Jul 22

@DarkSheepArts please can I steal “Sir Walter Whiteguy”

Dark Sheep Arts Jul 22

Please do!

forestine Aug 4

@stavvers i saw a documentary once about searching for the lost Franklin Expedition and the First Nations kept saying 'have you looked in the area that literally translates to 'Boat Place'? and the searchers kept going 'guess we'll never know what happened to the ship' (you can guess where they finally found it)

@stavvers ah yes, the classic "this is a total trainwreck" tumblr post. absolute best genre of post.

Robee? Na! 🌈Jun 21

@stavvers This is the best screenshot ever

Stumpy The Mutt Jun 21

@stavvers AI says it's a photo of Harpo, Chicko, Groucho and Zeppo Marx.

cpoffers Jun 21

@stavvers "Adult Human Chicken" is real

Philippa Cowderoy Jun 21

@stavvers but was it adult human chicken?

Tatzelbrumm Jun 21

@stavvers
Diogenes der Weise aber kroch ins Faß
Und sprach: »Ja, ja, das kommt von das!!«

https://www.projekt-gutenberg.org/wbusch/diogen/diogen4.html

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Another Angry Woman Jun 21

when your stomach is really mad at you

Another Angry Woman Jul 14

this could happen

Another Angry Woman Jul 14

dolphins

Another Angry Woman Jul 14

sexiest man alive

Another Angry Woman Jul 14

extra virgin

Another Angry Woman Jul 14

the exact opposite problem of when people name babies instead of future adults

Another Angry Woman Jul 14

lowest point

Another Angry Woman Jul 20

no fucks to give

Another Angry Woman Jul 20

jonah

Another Angry Woman Jul 20

behold a chicken

Another Angry Woman Jul 20

red flag

Another Angry Woman Jul 27

cain and abel

Another Angry Woman Jul 27

the street cleaner

Another Angry Woman Jul 27

le miserable

Another Angry Woman Jul 27

surgeon whose rare and sickly pet lizard only eats human testicles

Another Angry Woman Jul 27

deutsche bahn

Another Angry Woman Aug 3

now the toyota is king of england

Another Angry Woman Aug 3

sexting while british

Another Angry Woman Aug 3

things heating up in the pediatricians waiting room

Another Angry Woman Aug 3

stupid name for a baby

Another Angry Woman Aug 3

rat in the grain

@stavvers contrary to popular belief, this is what the name "phil" is short for

Osiris risen Aug 3

@stavvers dying

fuzzyface Aug 6

Wouldn't put past the current generation of parents. Apparently there are people who have, this year, named their son Awesome.

Can't find the link to post here, but if you need it, I'll find it.

@stavvers blue is underhated. All I'm gonna say

Protofox Riley Aug 3

@stavvers fights in the littlespace community are heating up it seems :D

majo hashi Aug 3

Toyota Camelot sounds pretty legit

@stavvers is this how we ended up with the car industry ruling all of Germany

Charles ☭ says smash the patriarchy Aug 3

@schratze @stavvers I'm so old, I remember when German trains has a reputation for being extremely reliable.

There were still cars bloody everywhere.

@celesteh @stavvers the car industry has ruled us for over a century at this point.

There were fewer cars and they were smaller and lighter, but they were less efficient, the gas was full of lead, and the concept of pedestrian zones didn't exist yet. Things were bad in a different way

Adam van Sertima Aug 3

@stavvers I can’t say it wouldn’t be an improvement, over the current monarch. Could it get elected POTUS, too?

In Search of a Better World Aug 3

England has had worse Kings.

@stavvers
a toyota's a toyota (and the king of england)

Jaap Zeldenrust Aug 3

@stavvers
Mike's Toyota-based dentistry scares me.

Apriloq - IMPEACH EVERY MAGAt Aug 4

@stavvers perfect.

John Maxwell Jul 27

@stavvers As long as you don't bring dumbass's hyperloop thing into it.

E. C. Bigribs Jul 28

@stavvers The Little Murder on the Orient Express has kind of a ring to it

@stavvers Shit... I'd be more impressed with "he came nearly as hard as women can"

I've had my mind completely blown, but never have I ever convulsed or screamed in ecstacy.

It's not enough to make up for the shit women have to put up with daily, but it sure is something.

I'm a lil jelly, honestly, always have been

Schnelle Grillkatze (WHY 📞 S10E)Jul 28

@stavvers thinking about how i hit one of my gfs with a DB orgasm last time we had sex

Marcus Marcius Marcellus Jul 28

@stavvers Es ist witzig, weil es wahr ist.

Anarchic Teapot ⚧️Jul 28

@stavvers This has just made me realise there's another joke in Electric Callboy's Tekkno Train song, where the announcer apologises for an early arrival.

kwantumkraut Jul 28

@stavvers @hagbard Don’t forget: you expect it to arrive at one platform but then there’s the possibility it arrives unexpectedly at a completely different one

Phillip of Mastodon Jul 28

@stavvers Only Americans fucked him, because his orgasms were awesome by comparison

@stavvers that you *can* do anything with language doesn’t really mean people *should* do it.

Tom Harrington Jul 27

@stavvers @GeekAndDad twist: the one guy’s name is “Les”

Diana Probst, Cambridge Artist Jul 20

@stavvers OK, you seem to have stopped posting these, it is safe to close Mastodon now.

@stavvers reverse diogenes

PurpleShonaS Jul 20

@stavvers would it have freaked her out more if she'd been told she was eating a chicken's period.......

⚧ MyceliumGirl 𐂂 Jul 21

@General_Chucklefuck

Tofu Golem Jul 21

@stavvers
Diogenes' jokes never get old.

MeerderWörter Jul 21

@stavvers Oh, but they can be orange too if you feed them corn. The color is not the thing that gives it away.

Angela Glansbury 🚽Jul 20

@stavvers
the alt text has read #OK Jonah as #OK Jonathan. rather loses the meaning for alt text users.

notsounddrill Jul 29

@stavvers agreed, that was the lowest point in my life too

myrmepropagandist Jul 14

Oh yes they are virgin olives, yeah but they insist on making so many instagram videos, and putting on six different outfits everyday.

More "extra" than "virgin" if you ask me.

for a day, while . . .Jul 14

dolphins deserve better . . .