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I would die with honour at the hands of a fool
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the exact opposite problem of when people name babies instead of future adults
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surgeon whose rare and sickly pet lizard only eats human testicles
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deutsche bahn
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@stavvers that you *can* do anything with language doesn’t really mean people *should* do it.
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@stavvers @GeekAndDad twist: the one guy’s name is “Les”
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@stavvers OK, you seem to have stopped posting these, it is safe to close Mastodon now.
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@stavvers reverse diogenes
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@stavvers would it have freaked her out more if she'd been told she was eating a chicken's period.......
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@General_Chucklefuck
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@stavvers
Diogenes' jokes never get old.
Show threadMeerderWörterJul 21
@stavvers Oh, but they can be orange too if you feed them corn. The color is not the thing that gives it away.
Show threadAngela Glansbury 🚽Jul 20
@stavvers
the alt text has read #OK Jonah as #OK Jonathan. rather loses the meaning for alt text users.
Show threadnotsounddrillJul 29
@stavvers agreed, that was the lowest point in my life too
Show threadmyrmepropagandistJul 14

@stavvers

Oh yes they are virgin olives, yeah but they insist on making so many instagram videos, and putting on six different outfits everyday.

More "extra" than "virgin" if you ask me.

Show threadfor a day, while . . .Jul 14

@stavvers

dolphins deserve better . . .

Show threadWombat For HireJun 21
@stavvers Appetizers are called prenups.
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@stavvers I kept the house salad
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@stavvers she's turned the wines against us
Show threadDaniel JohnsonJun 21
@stavvers My grandpa used to jokingly refer to hors d’oeuvres as “horse divorce.” (Or sometimes “horse’s ovaries,” but that is less apropos to this particular situation.)
Show threadeyrea 🇨🇦Jun 21
@stavvers reminds me of when I saw pictures of the maps, the indigenous people gave Lewis and Clark on their so-called Discovery Expedition.
Show threadSin VegaJun 22

@stavvers inevitable link to the kate beaton robinson crusoe comic:

http://www.harkavagrant.com/index.php?id=286

"I am going to kick him in the nuts"

Show threadDark Sheep ArtsJul 20

@stavvers

I love it. I sometimes listen to paranormal Youtube videos when I'm doing art and so many of them are like, "and Sir Walter Whiteguy's last letters back says that he pressed on despite the natives warning him of evil spirits in the mountains, but when I investigated, what local accounts say is that they told him his map was bullshit and he was going to be eaten by bears."

Show threadRob IsaacJul 22
@DarkSheepArts please can I steal “Sir Walter Whiteguy”
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@rmi

Please do!

Show threadforestineAug 4
@stavvers i saw a documentary once about searching for the lost Franklin Expedition and the First Nations kept saying 'have you looked in the area that literally translates to 'Boat Place'? and the searchers kept going 'guess we'll never know what happened to the ship' (you can guess where they finally found it)
Show thread🗡Jun 21
@stavvers ah yes, the classic "this is a total trainwreck" tumblr post. absolute best genre of post.
Show threadRobee? Na! 🌈Jun 21
@stavvers This is the best screenshot ever
Show threadStumpy The MuttJun 21
@stavvers AI says it's a photo of Harpo, Chicko, Groucho and Zeppo Marx.
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@stavvers "Adult Human Chicken" is real
Show threadPhilippa CowderoyJun 21
@stavvers but was it adult human chicken?
Show threadTatzelbrummJun 21

@stavvers
Diogenes der Weise aber kroch ins Faß
Und sprach: »Ja, ja, das kommt von das!!«

https://www.projekt-gutenberg.org/wbusch/diogen/diogen4.html

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one guard lies
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@stavvers

Musk aside, we had times here in the city of Heidelberg with ~5000 kids born each year, where we could have filled primary school classes just with kids of the same name:

2 classes each of Pauls, Noahs, Felix' and Leons
1.5 classes each of Emilias, Emmas, Milas, Sophias, and Maries...

Show threadJetteMay 12
@stavvers in my primary 7 class (age 10/11) there were three boys with the same name. David Hamilton. Nicknames were essential, yes? Yes, but all three had the same nickname - Hambone. Therefore they became Hambone 1, Hambone 2 and Hambone 3
Show threadLe Néandertal sous benzoMay 12
@stavvers and let them all use alex.smith@something.something as an e-mail ! (Poke @LegalizeBrain )
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@stavvers Oh, Mother of God! I read through all of that except the last paragraph before I remembered how Im supposed to be extra wary of distractions when I don’t want to finish getting ready for work…
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@stavvers have these people considered that they might live in different countries or areas, or work in different industries?
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@stavvers finally some good shipping discourse
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@stavvers Also i think they should make human size boxes for me to sit in
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@stavvers
That is a thing of beauty.
Show threadNege May 12
@stavvers that last guard is me
Show threadWobinMay 13
@stavvers And if I only could, face god and walk backwards into the gates of hell
Show threadJoakim ForsApr 27
@stavvers https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ekXxi9IKZSA
Top Gun Recut

YouTube
Show threadkrejgoApr 27
@stavvers related little fun fact, "Iceman" from Top Gun was based on Deniz Tek from iconic Australian punk band Radio Birdman, which just add another delicious layer.
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@craige @stavvers
Show threadkrejgoApr 27

@paramnesiac @stavvers

"his time as a flight surgeon in the United States Navy inspired Top Gun filmmakers, as his callsign was 'Iceman' and producers visited his squadron to do research.

"I was very surprised when the movie came out, and it had an 'Iceman' in it. And I tell ya, it ruined the callsign from then on - it was just terrible. Like, thanks a lot, can I just be Doc or something like that now?""

https://www.abc.net.au/listen/programs/perth-breakfast/vf-radio-birdman-deniz-tek/12702270

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Radio_Birdman

Is Radio Birdman's Deniz Tek the original 'Iceman'? - ABC listen

From original punk rocker, to naval officer, to emergency department surgeon, Deniz Tek has lived many remarkable lives.

ABC listen
Show threadparamnesiacApr 27

@craige @stavvers HA!

I've been lucky enough to see him with the Birdmen (when they reunited in the late aughts) and with his own band, but hadn't heard this story.

Thanks for the ABC link. I'll give that a listen.

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@stavvers Changing the name of the chat to 'Gravy'.
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@stavvers this is the plot of 'All Fours'
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@stavvers https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JEVago2PKn0
{YTP} ~ 24601 Releases a Sammich on Parole [CC]

YouTube
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#do-you-love-the-color-of-the-tumblr?
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this is a test
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@stavvers Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaw god 😆😩😩😆
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@stavvers The better quality fire and ad-free witness testimonies
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@stavvers @SpellsAgainstCivilisation relevant to your interests
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@willlll thank you, it is indeed 😁
Show threadCharles ☭ says smash the patriarchyMay 13

@stavvers

I keep seeing this toot on one of my lists and every single time, I misread it as "Salem Witch Perinium", and think it must have something to do with the Vagina Museum

Show threadLi ~ Crystal SystemMar 17
@stavvers that took me a few seconds omg