the jaker 2
triz of online 
what the fuck canada
they're selling mans eggs
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Elias Mårtenson
KMFTM
Bri | 🚴📦💨✨ | 🏳️🌈
Eobard Toyotathon
Von Xylofon
Rach(el) Against The Machine@triz wow, transmasc ova
post-office@triz Behold!
wandrew
FIGHTING POLYGON SWIFF@triz diversity win
Ariel
Wayne Werner@triz if I let mine run free I get in trouble
OwOday
Maddad ☑️
AlexanderVI@triz man seggs? Maybe I have rural Alberta all wrong.
Matilda Love@triz diogenes:
@triz this is one of those IG censorship phrases like “unalived”
Speaktrap
Jonathan Gerlach@triz Finally, eggs for mans!
Tak!
dzamie
Barbara Sliwinska@triz theyre eggs from Isle of Man?...
@Barbara_Sliwinska manx eggx
starblue@triz Sorry to poop on your shitpost, but it's a company run by the Mans family. Note the lack of an apostrophe.
@juergen no it's mans eggs
Kevin Karhan 
@triz "MAN'S NOT HOT!"
- Cuz man's laying eggs!
paulTIL of Bruce Patterson, a British man who in 2010 managed to put six Cadbury's Creme Eggs in his anus. Five years later he managed to break his own record by anally inserting nine of them.
think along the lines of Century eggs:
i presumed you would have posted your link to this, but i did not see it.
BenBen (@TheBreadmonkey@beige.party)
The internet is a confusing place. I was looking for news stories about Mr Blobby, then I somehow fell down an INSANE rabbit-hole so that when my wife came in and asked what I'm doing because I'm supposed to be getting ready, I said to her the following.................. I'm trying to verify that the man who holds the record for inserting most creme eggs into his anus was eaten by a crocodile. I hate the internet. (It's 9!) Edit - I don't know if they were wrapped or unwrapped and I don't know if he was eaten by a crocodile as the Daily Sport asserts in their article.
and the best.
Jim Flanagan
Michael
wtf @TheBreadmonkey
it was you all along.
This is a man's eggs
This is a man's eggs
But it wouldn't be nothing
Nothing without a woman or a girl
[Verse 1]
You see, man made the cars
To take us over the road
Man made the train
To carry the heavy load
Man made the electric light
To take us out of the dark
Man made the boat for the water
Like Noah made the ark
[Chorus]
This is a man's, man's, man's eggs
But it wouldn't be nothing
Nothing without a woman or a girl
[Verse 2]
Man thinks about our little bitty baby girls
And our baby boys
Man make them happy
'Cause man make them toys
And after man make everything
Everything he can
Do you know that man makes money
To buy from other man
[Chorus]
This is a man's eggs
But it wouldn't be nothing, nothing
Not one little thing without a woman or a girl
[Outro]
He's lost in the wilderness
He's lost in bitterness
He's lost, lawd have mercy now, in loneliness
"We want to be Ben's Eggs, so good every egg wants to be one".
Smiths Crisps (Singing Spuds) - 1980's UK Advert
Stanley Nerdlinger II
Happy Pride! Happy Summer! 🌈 😎
Pip Gowenlock@triz Shame on the people incorrectly suggesting there would be an apostrophe.
Peace on the people pointing out there should be a diacritic. Yes. Those are Måns eggs.
aquinas_0Comically a regenerative family farm:
https://mansorganics.ca/our-story-1/
Our Story - Mans Organics
Twitter Instagram Envelope our story Twitter Instagram Envelope Mans Organics is a family owned and operated farm started in 1994 by Henk and Rita Mans. Having a family history of farming and a passion for healthy food choices, they became organic growers in 2008. In 2012 their son Andrew and his wife Denise joined the ... Read more
ColesStreetPothole@triz The Men's Rights movement has gone in some really strange directions.