Mastodawn

<eleanor>

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hi i'm eleanor {MISSING}

ace & aro

pronouns	she/her
Final Fantasy XIV	Lava Lamp 🌸 Goblin
ask questions anonymously	https://tellonym.me/cryptidiot
add me on le epic games	elleyeah

<eleanor>14h ago

from my anecdotal evidence, this is approximately 1 in 2.5 people on average.

<eleanor>22h ago

love this dude on the ISS just pulling a casual spiderman the entirety of the first space to space communication

<eleanor>23h ago

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[UNC] Selesnya Chad 23h ago

@root my fave reply before I closed the tab was someone going "leftists will never be happy. liberalism got us gay marriage and the ACA" lol

<eleanor>1d ago

i have like 200 bugs in my acnh house storage i need to get rid of and flick came by yesterday guess who forgor to actually take the bugs to him

<eleanor>2d ago

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Cyan, like the color 2d ago

@root bostonian queer awakening

<eleanor>2d ago

computah... show me emo boys kissing.

computah... show me am i gay quiz

computah.... shiow me emo girls kissing

<eleanor>2d ago

popeyes is doing a one piece collab meal.. but the meal is a 2 piece chicken meal with a cupcake. you buy the one piece meal and get 2 pieces wtf. they coulda just done 1 giant piece. no one even cares anymore.

@root I think I just like the cat

<eleanor>2d ago

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[HANDMAIDEN] xan 2d ago

@root President Xi, we beg of you in all your mighty wisdom, your just and righteous retribution through the steady hand of your most glorious Chengdu J-20 missiles

<eleanor>2d ago

genuinely so funny to me that the 'last straw' for many was an AI image of trump as jesus and not everything else lol