TIL of Bruce Patterson, a British man who in 2010 managed to put six Cadbury's Creme Eggs in his anus. Five years later he managed to break his own record by anally inserting nine of them.
think along the lines of Century eggs:
i presumed you would have posted your link to this, but i did not see it.
The internet is a confusing place. I was looking for news stories about Mr Blobby, then I somehow fell down an INSANE rabbit-hole so that when my wife came in and asked what I'm doing because I'm supposed to be getting ready, I said to her the following.................. I'm trying to verify that the man who holds the record for inserting most creme eggs into his anus was eaten by a crocodile. I hate the internet. (It's 9!) Edit - I don't know if they were wrapped or unwrapped and I don't know if he was eaten by a crocodile as the Daily Sport asserts in their article.
and the best.
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paul
Ben