the dog ascendingthe one ring: *destroyed*
sauron: oh dear i bound my life force to the ring
sauron: *dies*
sauron: oh dear i bound my life force to the ring
sauron: *dies*
wandrew
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I'm wandrew, my pronouns are he/him
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[GRS] the king of all girlsKUBLAI KHAN: i promise i won’t a stately pleasure dome decree tonight
KUBLAI KHAN [3 drinks later]: you’re gonna hate meeee
Mr. Q The Pizza DemonYou've no idea how much it hurt me not to be able to post this defector headline here yesterday
B-Rad DragondeeznutsI'm sad to announce that the Mastodon pizza party has been cancelled.
Mister Softie 
an interesting bean 
“Come on Jerry, it’s the great clown Pagliacci. The great, tragic, clown. Kinda like you” -Kramer (to Jerry)
I hate footballJames Cameron approaches a white board and writes, "The Office" then pauses and adds a dollar sign. "The Office$"
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