Stanley Nerdlinger II

@Nerde@beige.party
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Purveyor of original comedy bronze humor - it’s a smaller niche market than comedy gold. I save some of my jokes for my own entertainment using #nerlingersjokes (yeah, I spelled it wrong but too lazy to fix it). I follow Philly sports. My hobbies are sitting in chairs, exploring various canned soups, and searching the refrigerator for wherever that smell is coming from.
My ibuprofen no longer has any idea where it has been asked to help.

I would have stuffed a tiny card into your decorated shoebox on your desk.

#Boomer

the fediverse is just a bunch of neurodivergents building their own internet so they don't have to talk to the other internet

Influencer video on the booze brands.
She's walking into a night club, waving and smiling.
Text on it reads "They know the party is starting now I'm here"

Behind her, a couple of hundred people giving zero fucks she's walked in.

Bus timetable thingy checked that I wasn't a bot. Loads of bots catching buses, obvs. Either that, or the world's made entirely of bullshit now.
🤣🤣🤣

Once your vision returns and the ringing in your ears subsides, after you change your pants and mop the kitchen floor, it dawns on you that this might be the last jar of pickles you open all by yourself.

#limpics