Here’s an idea: Stop acting like the Gestapo.
@georgetakei Did they include the ones they're doing in that total?

@georgetakei A 413% increase in assaults by ICE?

Seems a bit low, but OK..

@georgetakei and it's not assault, it's the people's natural right to resistance.
@georgetakei We treat assholes like assholes, in hopes that they will learn to stop being assholes. That's called living in a society. ICE/DHS should just learn the lesson already and stop being evil.
@georgetakei I'd take any claims of assaults with a pinch of salt. "Resisting arrest" often means something like "didn't stay absolutely still while we attempted to kidnap and beat them."
@bodhipaksa @georgetakei "Perpetrator skinned ICE officer's knuckles with his teeth."

@bodhipaksa
Can't resist arrest while being kidnapped. That's called self defense.

@georgetakei

@bodhipaksa @georgetakei
"I asked if they'd stop beating me"
@georgetakei Homeland(er) Security. The name alone is nationalisticly Gestapo-like.

@georgetakei 4.13 x practically nothing is also practically nothing.

I want to know how many of them wearing masks today refused to in 2020.

@georgetakei But they are just following orders... no, wait...
@georgetakei if it steps like a goose, it's probably a nazi!
@daedalousilios @georgetakei
Unless it is a Canadian Goose, then it defends its territory, when Orange Nazi makes threats. 🇨🇦

@georgetakei Maybe don't come for people for having opinions unpopular with the ruling regime with the intent of sending them to a concentration camp, arriving in unmarked vehicles, in black uniforms and masks without means to identify prevent those comitting crimes on behalf of the regime from being held responsible.

When this hell is over, there needs to be no mending of fences, no bringing people back into the fold who have actively, gleefully terrorised others. If you comitted a crime for ICE, you should be prosecuted and the entire agency disbanded with everyone involved ruled ineligable for future government and law enforcement work.

@Rycochet @georgetakei
The mistake we made in Reconstruction was when Johnson decided to let them all off the hook. That festering pus is the root of today's MAGA
@dingodog19 @Rycochet @georgetakei more and more people are saying this. Don't let anyone try and shame you into giving them amnesty.
@fluffykittycat @dingodog19 @Rycochet @georgetakei If you were looking for a job that lets you terrorize and kidnap people then you aren't magically a better person when that job gets taken away. Now, we just need to figure out how we can take that job away.
@dingodog19 @georgetakei A lot of people being pushed towards maga via conspiracy vame about as a result of nobody responsible for the global financial crash of 2008 being held responsible. The people who got off continued as they were, harnessing that rage and funding right wing candidates to undo what few regulations stopped them from repeating the feat, leading to the tea party then Trump to completely obliterate any hope of regulation. This needs to stop, no more reconciliation eith people who openly plan to use olive branches as a shiv.
@georgetakei

413% seems vastly insufficient.
@georgetakei Poor pitiful puppies.

@georgetakei
It's absolutely sickening that we HAVE TO compare ICE law enforcers to the Gestapo.

Believe me, we would rather be reading and writing about art, joy, music, games and fun stuff, but some people are turning America into a fascist shithole and we can't be silent about that.

#AreYouGreatYet

@quarkrotto @georgetakei
Well, since both of these people do not currently tell ICE personnel what to do, this is completely irrelevant for what ICE people do NOW.
@Heinzenstein @georgetakei A complicity in genocide irrelevant? Really? Are you human beings?

@quarkrotto @georgetakei
Don't derail.

It's irrelevant for the question if it's ok to compare ICE to the gestapo.

@georgetakei Good.

I hope they fear for their lives in their own homes.
I hope they fear stepping outside of their homes.
I hope they live in constant fear of assault.

They deserve it and every single one of the Gestapo deserves what they get.

@georgetakei maybe they should read up about the Gestapo? If you do Gestapo shit in the name of a state that got corrupted by fascists you are as Gestapo as you can be.

@georgetakei

413%?

Those are rookie numbers!

@georgetakei If you bother 413% more individuals, you should expect a 413% increase in people reacting adversely to what you are doing.

Hint to ICE: if you guys want the public to cooperate, behave like legitimate law enforcement agents and show some government ID first, or at least wear an appropriate uniform. Otherwise we can't tell you from some random psychopath.

@bzdev @georgetakei and will exercise your right to protection of self and others with lethal force.

pack that heat, Americans! you never know when you'll need to stand your ground against ICE thugs trying to traffick your cousin to el salvador.

@georgetakei

Honestly, though, it's too late.

ICE will have to be disbanded. People will never trust them again (if they ever did).

@georgetakei
Good to see them trying to whine their way out of accountability. Shows they're afraid of it.

Keep up the pressure on the Gestapo, folks! Boston comedian Robby Roadsteamer is showing how it's done. Get a load of him "assaulting" ICE with mockery!

https://www.instagram.com/p/DJl7124R1ja/

Robby Roadsteamer on Instagram: "The ICE is back in Boston. Dudes who refuse to identify themselves stopping cars on the streets... So I wrote another hit baby💙🌈🇺🇸 #ICE #maga #trump #boston #comedy #fyp #foryoupage"

11K likes, 587 comments - robbyroadsteamer on May 13, 2025: "The ICE is back in Boston. Dudes who refuse to identify themselves stopping cars on the streets... So I wrote another hit baby💙🌈🇺🇸 #ICE #maga #trump #boston #comedy #fyp #foryoupage".

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@georgetakei ICE - If your job involves kidnapping and disappearing people off the street in broad daylight without identifying yourself or giving them their Constitutionally mandated day in court, you don't get to claim that you're a victim.

You can fuck right off with that shit.

@georgetakei

Not a high enough increase for them to realize they are on the wrong side, obviously.

@georgetakei 413% increase in people attacking the American gestapo, that's great!

lets get that up to 320,000,000% America! and cleanse your nation of nazi filth.

remember dont just attack them. hunt them. structure an ambush. do whatever you can to eliminate the enemy.

@georgetakei not enough...we can get those numbers bigger
@georgetakei 413% is a good start
@georgetakei I have a better idea: if they're complaining that means it's working! Assault even more ICE officers! Drive them out! Make them scared of following orders!

@georgetakei

All the "assaults" are children trying to get their momma back.

ICE is Gestapo. Assaults are by Children.

ICE wears masks, children cry.

Or by Congress Members Trying to enforce the law, who are charged with assault after being man-handled by men in Masks.

#DHSGov #Coup #AOC #Musk #Tesla #ICE

@georgetakei I suppose a significant portion of that 413% is by the Congresswoman who they falsely accused of attacking them.
@georgetakei "...our agents don't wear black and the Gestapo didn't bother with hiding their faces."
@georgetakei with your help, we can get that even higher!

@georgetakei

Maybe they would prefer Ice-stapo ??

@georgetakei Some day all of the ICE agents will be hunt and punished with capital sentences for crimes against humanity.

@georgetakei

ICE IS THE US GESTAPO

@georgetakei 413 percent? Show your work.
@georgetakei They should consider themselves lucky they aren't being shot daily. Stop doing Gestapo shit and doing the bidding of your proto-fascist President and his lackeys in the DHS, and we'll stop comparing you to the worst fascist monsters in history. Totally up to you DHS.
@georgetakei Did I hear that Musk/Tesla is seeking a contract with ICE/Gestapo to convert its inventory of unsold cyber-trucks into Black Marias?
@georgetakei Seems like ICE melts easily when any kind of heat is applied
@georgetakei If we work really really hard, we can get those numbers even higher