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@GossiTheDog not even crammed into a corner cupboard. But like, invited to sit at the meeting table and given a copy of the agenda/ minutes!!

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There are so many pictorial memes that need to be thrown at this!

#meme #memes #OPSEC #signal #secdef #theAtlantic #socialMedia

@GossiTheDog “I will say a prayer for OPSEC”
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god doing a little bit of trolling because JD didn’t specify
whose victory ​
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#ALT4you
A screenshot of a Signal Channel where Mike Waltz texted:
"1536: F-18 2nd Strike Starts - also first sea-based Tomahawks launched.
MORE TO FOLLOW (per timeline)
We are currently clean on OPSEC.
Goodspeed to our warriors" With the OPSEC line highlighted in yellow.
JD Vance reply:
"I will say a prayer for victory"
@GossiTheDog These idiots have most likely never attended a OPSEC or COMMSEC briefing and if they did they slept thru it.
@GossiTheDog thoughts and prayers for OPSEC. 🙏

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He just wrote his own perfect epitaph.

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Just imagine how much they've leaked to Russia because none of them seem to know how anything works.

@geoffl @GossiTheDog

I expect the US is deliberately sharing everything we know with Russia. We already deleted evidence of their war crimes, so kidnappings of Ukrainian children could not be tracked.

But hopefully they've leaked enough to our (former) allies that you can establish strong strategies to protect yourselves.

@GossiTheDog What a superstitious infidel, with his prayers!

Everybody knows you hand out peanuts for victory.

@GossiTheDog Vance responding like he's a wine mom on Facebook, with a Live Laugh Love picture on his wall.
@GossiTheDog this guy just learned what OPSEC was and was excited to try out using the word in conversation.
@GossiTheDog nice emojis. I see prayers, but no thoughts.
@GossiTheDog typed out into the chat like Thoughts And Prayers. An impotent talisman of OPSEC.
@GossiTheDog Are prayers end-to-end encrypted, I wonder?
@GossiTheDog It has to be bait, right? Are they doing some other kind of worse thing just out of frame?

@EndlessMason @GossiTheDog

Yes, they are dismantling your country while gish galoping you. I'm affraid the rest of the world already call you "New Russia" because of the striking similarities in public statements.

@eq
They are not calling me/mine, specifically, that. But maybe somebody should send Hungarian aid or something?

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@GossiTheDog **Narrator voice** They weren't

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Nah... this is never true. We just do not know everything.

And about that it is good to be plaintext clean and share yourself going. Not your thinking why and what about. So privacy is important. Not for War.

For Jemen: Grep all weapons and role out: Water, Energy, Internet and a future to everyone in Jemen, and everything will be fine.

@GossiTheDog if Vance can count on prayer helping "victory", then it really does not matter what they do or when, or who knows
@GossiTheDog 😂😂😂😂😂😂👍
@GossiTheDog Why do they act like school kids playing CoD pretending to be real soldiers? They literally sound like that. Fucking kids with real weapons.

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They were never clean on Opsec because of the use of personal phones.

#SignalGate #OpSec #Fail

@GossiTheDog He obviously meant it ironically.
Hegseth, Waltz, Gabbard: Private Data and Passwords of Senior U.S. Security Officials Found Online

Donald Trump's most important security advisers used Signal to discuss an imminent military strike. Now, reporting by DER SPIEGEL has found that the contact data of some of those officials, including mobile phone numbers, is freely accessible on the internet.

DER SPIEGEL

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Quic,

Blame the last administration in 3, 2, 1... 👊🇺🇲🔥

@GossiTheDog I Really Wished they'd started discussing Trump's Alzheimers-but, no one can trust AnyOne in Trump's Circle. But We All Go Down ToGether!

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How quaint, the pro-life Christian sends a prayer for death to the struggling families who just have themselves to blame for living within the blast radius.

@GossiTheDog At first, I thought, “There’s no way this is real.” Just another internet joke, right? But then, the memes on Lemmy kept coming. Over and over. So, I did a bit of digging, and—*sweet Elders of the Internet*—it’s *actually* real. It’s so mind-bendingly stupid, so utterly beyond the realms of anything, that it *has* to be true. Seems to me like reality is just a never-ending competition to see who can come up with the most idiotic plot twist.

@GossiTheDog can you imagine giving any lecture remotely brazing the topic of OPSEC not including that line from a chat?

Probably as *the* indicator for an OPSEC fuckup.