🔴 THIS IS THE END OF DEMOCRACY!!
🔵 Whoa whoa what's wrong?
🔴 GERRYMANDERING IS WHAT'S WRONG YOU ABSOLUTE DEMONS YOU'RE LITERALLY DESTROYING THIS COUNTRY!!
🔵 Oh gosh, I didn't realize you felt this way. Okay, well in that case, please sign this law making gerrymandering illegal.
🔴 whaaat no gerrymandering is totally legit you guys stop being such a cuck you're always overreacting like this.
🔵 Oh gosh, I didn't realize you felt this way. Okay, well in that case, we redistricted California to give us 5 more seats. We think that's fair.
🔴 THIS IS THE END OF DEMOCRACY!! GERRYMANDERING IS WRONG YOU DEMONS!! YOU'RE LITERALLY DESTROYING THIS COUNTRY!!
🔵 Oh gosh, I didn't realize you felt this way. Okay well in that case, maybe stop gerrymandering Texas to eliminate blue seats.
🔴 whaaat no gerrymandering is fine dude stop making a crisis out of nothing you're always doing this if you don't like it just vote harder.
🔵 Oh gosh, I didn't realize you felt this way. In that case, we redistricted Virginia and flipped a bunch of red seats into blue ones. If you don't like it, just vote harder, right?
🔴 THIS IS THE END OF DEMOCRACY!! GERRYMANDERING IS WRONG AND EVIL!! YOU'RE LITERALLY DESTROYING THIS COUNTRY!!
🔵 Oh gosh, I didn't realize you felt this way. In that case, please stop the gerrymandering you're currently doing in a number of these other states like Ohio, North Carolina, and Missouri.
🔴 what no gerrymandering is just a part of the game broski don't hate the player amiright you guys are always getting your panties in a knot over nothing.
🔵 Oh gosh, I didn't realize you felt that way. In that case, here are plans we have to redistrict a number of other states like Utah, Washington and Pennsylvania.
🔴 THIS IS THE END OF DEMOCRACY!! THIS SHOULD BE ILLEGAL!! DEMOCRATS ARE LITERALLY DEMONS!! SEE YOU IN COURT MOTHERFUCKERS!!
...and now you're all caught up on the policy debate over redistricting in this nation.