why is my chocolate yelling at me to get back to work
@molly0xfff I blame the oligarchs
Edit blame not blend. But blend could work too, in a pinch
@molly0xfff Great. Now I’ve got “The Hustle” as an ear worm. Thanks Dove.
@molly0xfff you never get a break in USA, huh? 😒
@molly0xfff you may want to try another one to check if it does that only with one or with all the chocolates from the box.
@molly0xfff because you aren't making money for THE MAN!
@molly0xfff English is not my first language, but isn't 'hustle' a word for prostitution? 🧐

@victorgijsbers @molly0xfff It has a few definitions, but it generally means to move something along quickly.

Though it does also have the definition you're thinking of in the dictionary I was checking.

@AT1ST @molly0xfff Either way, a surprising message from Dove!
@victorgijsbers @AT1ST @molly0xfff an exhortation, as it were 🥁🐍
@victorgijsbers yes, you are correct; hence the porn magazine Hustler.
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@victorgijsbers @molly0xfff

probably not the context here, but funny

@molly0xfff I believe the hustle is a dance.

Dance, Molly, Dance! 💃

@molly0xfff hustle culture must die
@molly0xfff "This dove was sent to symbolize capitalism."
@molly0xfff in the UK, Dove is a range of bath and shower products. Do not eat.
@mjr @molly0xfff I was somewhat confused too :)
@molly0xfff Chocolate shouldn’t be judgey.
@molly0xfff how sure are you that it was chocolate? AFAIK that company makes soap!
@molly0xfff Capitalism is going mask off.
@molly0xfff Puritans allow you a teeny little moment of debauchery, then back to hair shirts and grinding that wheat by hand.
@molly0xfff That looks like the leftover Valentines chocolate I was eating all weekend
@molly0xfff Hustle culture is out of control.
@molly0xfff Sounds more like a hawk to me.
Chocolate should never be in possession of that many exclamation points.
@molly0xfff an extra layer of dissonance for someone who grew up in England where Dove is a brand of soap (with a very similar logo 🤔)
@samstokes @molly0xfff Yes! As a Brit, this broke my brain too.
@molly0xfff Definitely American chocolate.
@molly0xfff Dove all about that grindset.
@molly0xfff i had a wall of dove wrappers over my desk while writing my dissertation, a silly way to help keep me going. But this one might have broken me.
@molly0xfff a personal favorite
@serapio RELAX OR HUSTLE, MAKE UP YOUR MIND DOVE
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@molly0xfff Dove is a brand of soap where I'm from and I was very concerned when I read chocolate 😆
@molly0xfff it's even better when you know that 'dove' is pretty much exclusively a body lotion brand in Germany 🤣
@molly0xfff You wearing the sunglasses again? You are supposed to see the message!
@molly0xfff because it's owned by the billionaire Mars family
@molly0xfff Why is your chocolate soap? 😬
@molly0xfff because you have clearly completed your task as a node of consumption, so it is time to get back to being a node of production.