@cultdev

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neither a cultist nor a developer. i will make a real profile someday. i only check my mentions once every week or less, but i’ll get back to you eventually. if you enjoy junk like potty humor, please block me before i block you 🤝 #nobridge #superstition
@ben it's 2026. Most of the world has stopped using cheques for anything 30 years, and for regular payments 40-50 years ago. If cheques are still a security risk where you live, then that's because the banks make money through all the problems cheques have and thus won't let it die.
@ben This is also in the same neighborhood as BP's insidious "personal carbon footprint" propaganda campaign. I don't have a carbon footprint, because I don't own any oil or gas wells or coal mines.

My bank emailed me "AI is changing check fraud. Here's what you can do to protect yourself."

Nonono, Mr. Banky-bank. Tell me what YOU are doing to protect me against check fraud. This is a you problem, caused by a system you designed and run. How about you don't externalize that cost onto me?

I have, since the 1980s, DESPISED any excuse like "oh sorry we got a new computer system" or "we can't do X anymore because of the computer". How you do business isn't my fucking problem. Don't give me excuses for not having your shit together.

This is the same as "we are experiencing unexpectedly high call volume." Well, that's pretty fucking poor planning on your part, then, innit? Hold times aren't long because of the forces of nature, they are because you're too fucking cheap to pay sufficient staff.

@ben Same MO as "identity theft". No, my identity wasn't stolen. The bank allowed itself to be tricked into opening an account. I'm only involved because the bank's own negligence allowed it to think I was involved. They should have to compensate me for that. If they want to go after the fraudster to try to recover that, that's between them and the fraudster.

So-called age verification for social media is spreading across the world, framed as an effort to create a safer internet for children. In reality, age verification lays the foundation for a fully controlled internet.

The age verification rush must be slowed down, and politicians need to recognize the consequences of different types of legislation and systems.

Read more on https://mullvad.net/blog/age-verification-for-social-media-the-beginning-of-the-end-for-a-free-internet

Age verification for social media – the beginning of the end for a free internet? | Mullvad VPN

So-called age verification for social media is spreading across the world, framed as an effort to create a safer internet for children. In reality, age verification lays the foundation for a fully government controlled internet.

Mullvad VPN

If you're houseless, you can't sleep anywhere (& you're barely even allowed to stand anywhere). You can get in trouble simply for asking someone else for help ("no panhandling"), & if you ever acquire anything too big to haul around with you, it's going to be thrown out by the cops.

Depending where you are, it may even be illegal for people to get together & hand out sandwiches to hungry people.

It's effectively illegal not to own or rent a residence & not to have money for food & necessities.

If you isolated these ultra-wealthy fucks, they would die off on their own, because they are not capable of the simplest of things.

Just leave them without the help of a single normal human being & watch them immediately collapse. Parasites. They can't live without us, but we would thrive without them.

AMERICANS CANNOT EVEN READ.
WE CAN'T EVEN GET BASIC HEALTHCARE

CUBA DESERVES BETTER THAN AMERICAN INVASION. THEIR GOVERNMENT IS MORE COMPETENT THAN MY GOVERNMENT

Fedizens! Please send me your favourite meme which shows something important about the #Fediverse

I'll go first: