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Christopher Brown

@christopherbrown

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Happy Pride, all’a y’all.

World Cup watching hypocrite.

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he/him/his

I saw the price of 89 octane gasoline for $2.99 per gallon today at the corner store.

The whole stadium just booed Alexi Lalas on the big screen and cheered Clint Dempsey

I claim Vance is not a Christian just because I can.

Crochorts

Idiot Doom Spiral is one hell of an NPC in Disco Elyssium.

Drive shitty
Everywhere
All at once

Motherfucker was 9 and had already lost an eye.

WE'RE DOING IT FOR THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY GOAT, BITCHES. GET ON THE FUCKEN JUBILEE TRAIN AND LET'S MAKE A BETTER WORLD FOR EVERYONE.

Mexico’s manager got the Memo. What a bittersweet moment.

Is it me, or did someone slip Alexis Lalas a chill pill after the first two weeks of Word Cup?