@molly0xfff "So stop asking me questions like 'where does the yield come from'"

Very reassuring!

@molly0xfff "it's simply because we have plenty of money"

... is that how that works though?

@molly0xfff

"Don't ask about my business."

Though at this point the Mafia is more open and transparent about how they get their money than the crypto bros.

@molly0xfff

Ah, yes, let me give you additional liquidity with only your promise to give me something in return.

This is such a fantastic model for making money banks and other lenders do it all the time! They never ask to hold anything as security for the money...

*I cannot roll my eyes hard enough at these people.*

@molly0xfff

I have to ask "who in this day an age falls for this?" - but I already know the answer: there's a sucker born every minute.

@molly0xfff I reckon @ludicity knows of the perfect executive sales conference (sorry, I of course mean "in-person event") for anyone who's interested in this innovative product.

https://ludic.mataroa.blog/blog/brainwash-an-executive-today/

@molly0xfff I mean there's too good to be true and then there is this.

While a fool and a money are soon parted, this has *got* to represent an actual criminal fraud, surely.

@molly0xfff

There are suckers born every minute.

@molly0xfff There are more efficient ways to transfer money.

This seems like panhandling with extra steps and fraud.

@molly0xfff

*Bernie Madoff's ghost has entered the chat*

idiots

@molly0xfff
Now I really want to ask where the yield comes from, but I think I already know the answer.

Hint: it doesn't

@molly0xfff

"Stop asking me questions" - the reddest, and flaggiest, of statements.