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I am a professional penetration tester. For professional correspondence & deranged nonsense. Proud author of AGPL licensed software. This account is "hate[d]" by my employer
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#iNaturalist
can we pls send this tweet to the trending tab
the existnence of natural numbers implies the existence of introduced and invasive numbers
dude natural numbers are some of my favorite numbers dude

Federal Cyber Experts Thought Microsoft’s Cloud Was “a Pile of Shit.” They Approved It Anyway.
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A federal program created to protect the government against cyber threats authorized a sprawling Microsoft cloud product, despite the company’s inability to fully explain how it protects sensitive data.
https://www.propublica.org/article/microsoft-cloud-fedramp-cybersecurity-government?utm_source=mastodon&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=mastodon-post

#News #Microsoft #Cybersecurity #Government #Technology #Tech #Cloud

Federal Cyber Experts Thought Microsoft’s Cloud Was “a Pile of Shit.” They Approved It Anyway.

A federal program created to protect the government against cyber threats authorized a sprawling Microsoft cloud product, despite the company’s inability to fully explain how it protects sensitive data.

ProPublica
Are 'points' interdimensional beings? What about 'lines'?
Is that what I'm supposed to be doing with my life? Be an idiot who opines on bullshit on a fucking podcast?
I am often right, which worries me even more when I am worried
Usually people worry for nothing, because they're often wrong
I wish I could be wrong more often
They should make vacuums bigger so you can use them more before you have to throw them away