SargothI have three movies queued up this friday afternoon. When I come back in half an hour after getting a pizza, should I watch
How to steal a million (1966)
Escape from New York (1981)
Constantine (2005)
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I have three movies queued up this friday afternoon. When I come back in half an hour after getting a pizza, should I watch
Constantine (2005)
October sky (1999)
How to steal a million (1966)
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I have four movies queued up this friday afternoon. When I come back in half an hour after getting a pizza, should I watch
Blade Runner (final cut)
Smilla's sense of snow (1997)
How to steal a million (1966)
October sky (1999)
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I have four movies queued up this friday afternoon. When I come back in half an hour after getting a pizza, should I watch
Blade Runner (final cut)
Smilla's sense of snow (1997)
How to steal a million (1966)
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I have two episodes queued up this friday afternoon. When I come back in half an hour after getting a pizza, should I watch
The first two episodes of Star Trek Discovery S05
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I have four movies queued up this friday afternoon. When I come back in half an hour after getting a pizza, should I watch
Smilla's sense of snow (1997)
How to steal a million (1966)
Beneath the harvest sky (2013)
No country for old men (2007)
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I have four movies queued up this friday afternoon. When I come back in half an hour after getting a pizza, should I watch
Smilla's sense of snow (1997)
Beneath the harvest sky (2013)
No country for old men (2007)
Kimi (2022)
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I have four movies queued up this friday afternoon. When I come back in an hour after getting a pizza, should I watch
Emily the criminal (2022)
Beneath the harvest sky (2013)
Kimi (2022)
Smilla's sense of snow (1997)
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I have four movies queued up this friday afternoon. When I come back in an hour after getting a pizza, should I watch
Emily the criminal (2022)
Beneath the harvest sky (2013)
Kimi (2022)
White noise (2022)
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I have three movies queued up this friday afternoon. When I come back in an hour after getting a pizza, should I watch
Emily the criminal (2022)
Beneath the harvest sky (2013)
White noise (2022)
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I have two movies queued up this friday afternoon. When I come back in an hour after getting a pizza, should I watch
Beneath the harvest sky (2013)
White noise (2022)
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I have exactly one movie queued up this friday afternoon, and then I have officially run out of movies that I downloaded that one time with a vague commitment to watching them at some point. This makes for a short list this week, and a longer one next week, by virtue of repeating the process with a brand new iteration of "that one time". As one does
And so, one last time: when I get back from getting a pizza, should I watch
White noise (2022)
Hold on, what even is this thing?
A poll? Give me that delayed notification plz
The average release year of these movies was 2001
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Just to have it written down,
and on the off chance it comes in handy on a rainy day where inspiration seems to be a foreign notion,
and/or to feed a future _ebook someone might build off of this account,
Escape from New York (1981)
Constantine (2005)
October sky (1999)
Blade Runner (1982/2007)
How to steal a million (1966)
No country for old men (2007)
Smilla's sense of snow (1997)
Kimi (2022)
Emily the criminal (2022)
Beneath the harvest sky (2013)
White noise (2022)
And thus our months-long experiment in cinematic democratized randomization enters into a second phase, with a new batch of movies I downloaded that one time. Which is all to say:
I have four movies queued up this friday afternoon. When I come back in an hour after getting a pizza, should I watch
Good bye Lenin (2003)
Lost in translation (2003)
How to marry a millionaire (1953)
Gun fury (1953)
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I have four movies queued up this friday afternoon. When I come back in an hour after getting a pizza, should I watch
Good bye Lenin (2003)
Gun fury (1953)
How to marry a millionaire (1953)
How to make an american quilt (1995)
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I have four movies queued up this midsommar. When I come back in an hour after finding out if any of the local pizza places are open, should I watch
Gun fury (1953)
How to marry a millionaire (1953)
How to make an american quilt (1995)
24 hour party people (2002)
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I have four movies queued up this friday afternoon. When I come back in an hour after getting a pizza, should I watch
Gun fury (1953)
How to make an american quilt (1995)
24 hour party people (2002)
The rocky horror picture show (1975)
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I have three movies queued up this friday afternoon. When I come back in an hour after getting a pizza, should I watch
Gun fury (1953)
How to make an american quilt (1995)
24 hour party people (2002)
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I have four movies queued up this friday afternoon. When I come back in an hour after getting a pizza, should I watch
Gun fury (1953
How to make an american quilt (1995)
The long goodbye (1973)
The long kiss goodnight (1996)
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I have four movies queued up this friday afternoon. When I come back in an hour after getting a pizza, should I watch
Gun fury (1953)
How to make an american quilt (1995)
The long kiss goodnight (1996)
Modesty Blaise (1966)
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I have four movies queued up this friday afternoon. When I come back in an hour after getting a pizza, should I watch
How to make an american quilt (1995)
The long kiss goodnight (1996)
Modesty Blaise (1966)
Elvira: mistress of the dark (1988)
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It occurs to me that I have done this long enough to warrant a hashtag. Thus, I encourage you to vote on this week's #FridayMovie
Which is to say
I have three movies queued up this friday afternoon. When I come back in an hour after getting a pizza, should I watch
How to make an american quilt (1995)
The long kiss goodnight (1996)
Modesty blaise (1966)
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It is friday, and you know what that means
that's right
the weekly #FridayMovie poll!
After I press post, I go outside to get a pizza. When I get back with said pizza, should I watch
How to make an american quilt (1995)
Modesty blaise (1966)
River of no return (1954)
The incredibly true adventure of two girls in love
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The day of days, friday, has arrived, and so it is finally time for a #FridayMovie. I present to you these four options, the winner of which will be consumed alongside the customary celebratory pizza
How to make an american quilt (1995)
Modesty Blaise (1966)
River of no return (1955)
Ghost world (2001)
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I just realized the second round now has gone on as long as the first one did, and so it might be prudent to make a list of previous movies. Just to have 'em posted
Lost in translation (2003)
Good bye Lenin (2003)
How to marry a millionaire (1953)
The rocky horror picture show (1975)
24 hour party people (2002)
The long goodbye (1973)
Gun fury (1953)
Elvira: mistress of the dark (1988)
The long kiss goodnight (1996)
The incredibly true adventure of two girls in love (1995)
Modesty Blaise (1966)
in related news
BONUS VOTE
I am too tired to do anything requiring effort, so why not watch another movie, seeing how it is still friday and all. Thus, another #FridayMovie vote. Four options, one winner, no pizza
BONUS VOTE
I am too tired to do anything requiring effort, so why not watch another movie, seeing how it is still friday and all. Thus, another #FridayMovie vote. Four options, one winner, no pizza
How to make an american quilt (1995)
River of no return (1954)
Ghost world (2001)
OtherLife (2017)
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I do declare that it is, finally and yet again, friday, and thus time for another #FridayMovie. And so I have the joy and honor to present the customary four options for which movie shall go with the celebratory pizza
River of no return (1954)
Ghost world (2001)
OtherLife (2017)
Operation Avalanche (2016)
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I am happy to announce that the time has come to vote for this week's #FridayMovie. As is tradition, here are four options, some of which you may or may not revere as long time favorites
River of no return (1954)
Ghost world (2001)
OtherLife (2017)
The day the earth stood still (1951)
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Friends, we are doing something new this tuesday. We are kicking off the #FridayMovie poll early, to give democracy a chance to play itself out. And so, I present to you, four movies, the winner of which I will watch after getting home from a long day in three days
I urge you to choose wisely. Democracy itself (or at least the parts of it that we inhabit) depends on it!
River of no return (1954)
OtherLife (2017)
The day the earth stood still (1951)
Dr Strangelove (1964)
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BONUS VOTE
to make next week's #FridayMovie vote have more new options (less importantly) and because I'm yet again too tired to actually do anything else this friday eve (more importantly),
two movies, one choice. this poll will self-destruct in 30 minutes
to make next week's #FridayMovie vote have more new options (less importantly) and because I'm yet again too tired to actually do anything else this friday eve (more importantly),
two movies, one choice. this poll will self-destruct in 30 minutes
River of no return (1954)
OtherLife (2017)
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IT IS TIME
for the weekly #FridayMovie poll. I thus present to you, without context, these four options
for the weekly #FridayMovie poll. I thus present to you, without context, these four options
OtherLife (2017)
The day the earth stood still (1951)
Plan 9 from outer space (1957)
The good, the bad and the ugly (1966)
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My fellow #FridayMovie enthusiasts, this is your captain speaking. I am happy to announce that round 2 is rapidly (as these things go) coming to a close. This, in conjunction with me having a slow saturday eve, has prompted me to speed things up a notch by watching OtherLife (2017)
Voting and participatory democracy will return next week
FRIENDS! FUN! FAMOUSLY FABULOUS PHONEMES! #FridayMovie! FVOTE!
Plan 9 from outer space (1957)
The good, the bad and the ugly (1966)
Dead men don't wear plaid (1982)
Bagdad café (1987)
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It's thursday, which means it's randomly recurring poll time. You now have the fate of the future in your hands
Plan 9 from outer space (1957)
Dead men don't wear plaid (1982)
Bagdad café (1987)
The conversation (1974)
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BONUS ROUND, SPECIAL EDITION
I present to you, four #FridayMovie options out of context, neither of which will return next week. That's right, it's a one-off, winner takes all poll! Vote now, or forever hold your piece.
I present to you, four #FridayMovie options out of context, neither of which will return next week. That's right, it's a one-off, winner takes all poll! Vote now, or forever hold your piece.
Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill! (1965)
Portrait of a lady on fire (2019)
Thelma and Louise (1991)
Who's afraid of Virginia Woolf (1966)
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Is there a preemptive #FridayMovie poll this week too? Why yes, friends, yes is is! Vote one, vote all! Invite your aunts, alts, ults and other miscellaneous hangarounds!
Dead men don't wear plaid (1982)
Bagdad café (1987)
The conversation (1974)
The andromeda strain (1971)
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Lads, ladettes, flaps, flappers, b-boys & girls, mall goths, teds and/or mods - the time has come to vote on this week's #FridayMovie. Summon your inner obscure subcultural identity and double-click
Dead men don't wear plaid (1982)
Bagdad café (1987)
The andromeda strain (1971)
The omega man (1971)
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and the winner is
by feat of seniority
Bagdad Café!
by feat of seniority
Bagdad Café!
things are happening in some sort of sequential order
is this a feelgood movie barely in disguise?
...yes :3
...yes :3
having had time to think it over, I fully understand
a) why they thought it was a good idea to turn this movie into a tv series, and
b) why it was not, in fact, actually a good idea to turn this movie into a tv series
the premise of random people just showing up to put our lovable lot into Situations is solid. a person could get into that
the drawback is that the movie relies on you only finding the core crew lovable during the last 30 minutes. this is difficult to translate into tv
Friends! This is the penultimate vote for this round of #FridayMovie shenanigans. Which means that you not only get to vote for which movie I'll see this week, but also - indirectly - which two movies will go next week. Make the future happen today!
Dead men don't wear plaid (1982)
The andromeda strain (1971)
The omega man (1971)
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and the winner is
with a clear-cut result
Dead men don't wear plaid
with a clear-cut result
Dead men don't wear plaid
very few movies need a shoulder bird
but
most movies would be improved by a shoulder bird
but
most movies would be improved by a shoulder bird
mmm, shoulder birds
Friedrich Delgado ✔️🎀@TauPan "it's a slang term"
Since last week's #FridayMovie vote was the penultimate vote, this week's poll is the ultimate one. The decision is thus: which of these 1971 horror (technically) movies should I watch first in this end october viewing?
The andromeda strain (1971)
The omega man (1971)
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the inherent drawback of working through a list of movies is that, once you reach the final two entries, there's not much drama to it. you either go with one or the other, and then the other. it is a little known fact that the inspiration for the famous movie Highlander, based on the principle that there can be only one, was drawn fully from this fact alone
we should learn what we can from this 100% true fact, and move through the world with undiminished confidence
"mastodon user sargoth"
yeeeees
"was it intentional that the final vote came down between the alternatives alpha and omega?"
...mebbe
yeeeees
"was it intentional that the final vote came down between the alternatives alpha and omega?"
...mebbe
and the winner is
with a 100% majority
the epidemiological non-documentary horror movie that became that much more of a horror after we've undergone years of documented epidemiological relevance,
the Andromeda strain
with a 100% majority
the epidemiological non-documentary horror movie that became that much more of a horror after we've undergone years of documented epidemiological relevance,
the Andromeda strain
I'm not saying that the Omega man is a 70s bloodborne, with Charlton Heston playing up the ham against Charlton Heston
but
it is not not a 70s bloodborne with a Charlton Hest
but
it is not not a 70s bloodborne with a Charlton Hest
Ben Zanin@sargoth it'll also give you a completely different perspective on the level design of the Origin Systems game System Shock!! And also the environmental audio announcements in the Half-Life series.
@sargoth also, while you're watching the film you have a unique opportunity to refer to your player progress bar as an Andromeda Strain gauge
And so, #FridayMovie round two is officially over. To recap:
How to make an American quilt (1995)
Operation Avalanche (2016)
Ghost world (2001)
Dr Strangelove (1964)
River of no return (1954)
The day the Earth stood still (1951)
OtherLife (2017)
The good, the bad and the ugly (1966)
[The good, the bad and the weird (2008)]
Plan 9 from outer space (1957)
The conversation (1974)
Bagdad café (1987)
Dead men don't wear plaid (1982)
The Andromeda strain (1971)
The omega man (1971)
the average release date for the movies of this round is july 9th 1980. this number means nothing on its own, but can be compared with round one's june 14th 2001 and round three's july 1st 1959
to quote the venerable Roy Brown: it's time to turn this record over, I ain't seen nothing yet
We now enter into a couple of weeks of #FridayMovie shenanigans, where options do not return in subsequent polls. It is therefore imperative that you think carefully about these options; you only get one shot. Do not miss
Attack (1956)
Attack of the crab monsters (1957)
Attack of the 50 ft woman (1958)
Attack of the giant leeches (1959)
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"mastodon user sargoth"
yeeees
"why are you like this?"
-=^_^=-
yeeees
"why are you like this?"
-=^_^=-
I have been asked why the cult classic Attack of the killer tomatoes is not an option
I am here to tell you
it was not released in the time range of 1955-1960
I am here to tell you
it was not released in the time range of 1955-1960
and the winner
who is towering over the rest of the entries, in more senses than one
is
Attack of the 50 ft woman
who is towering over the rest of the entries, in more senses than one
is
Attack of the 50 ft woman
I'm not saying that the movie titled Attack of the 50 ft woman offered a nuanced critique of the modern institution of marriage
but it did
but it did
Recent events will not cause an end to our ancient #FridayMovie tradition. In fact, it is a cause to cling even harder to 'em. Thus, I present to you these four options
Point of no return (1985)
Point of no return (1991)
Point of no return (1993)
Point of no return (2018)
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Note that one or more of these might have had alternate titles
and the winner is
Point of no return (1985)
colloquially also know as Vabank II, czyli riposta, sequel to Vabank (1981)
Point of no return (1985)
colloquially also know as Vabank II, czyli riposta, sequel to Vabank (1981)
it occurred to me what kind of film these are:
they're the kinds of film your dad shows you, with the words "these are the greatest movies ever", where your response is "I don't get it"
but
and get this
we're the dads now
they're the kinds of film your dad shows you, with the words "these are the greatest movies ever", where your response is "I don't get it"
but
and get this
we're the dads now
And so yet again we have a tuesday #FridayMovie. I present to you these four options, featuring various levels of intricate interconnection
Hidden dragon, crouching tiger (2000)
The hidden fortress (1958)
Enter the dragon (1973)
Ek tha tiger (2012)
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is there a typo in one of the titles?
yes
are typos canon?
also yes
yes
are typos canon?
also yes
anf the winner is
and, alas, I have to announce that I do not have in store an obscure bootleg which riffed on a similar name released the same year, thus bamboozling everyone,
Crouching tiger, hidden dragon
and, alas, I have to announce that I do not have in store an obscure bootleg which riffed on a similar name released the same year, thus bamboozling everyone,
Crouching tiger, hidden dragon
typos are canon
The venerable #FridayMovie tradition continues apace. This week, we go classic, to the pillars of cinematic history, the essentials, the must-sees for any film buff. Thus, I present to you, these four options
Nausicaä of the Valley of the Wind (1984)
Kiki's Delivery Service (1989)
Princess Mononoke (1997)
Howl's Moving Castle (2004)
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and the winner is
through the timely arrival of one crucial vote,
Kiki's delivery service
through the timely arrival of one crucial vote,
Kiki's delivery service
the rumors were true
it was a good movie :3
it was a good movie :3
Our #FridayMovie escapades stride forward into round three. The premise is simple: at some point during the week I post a poll, and when I get home on friday afternoon, I watch the winner. Thus, without further ado: the four options
I am a fugitive from a chain gang (1932)
I was born, but... (1932)
I walked with a zombie (1943)
I married a monster from outer space (1958)
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and the winner is
through the power vested in the voters through the most holy of institutions,
I married a monster from outer space
through the power vested in the voters through the most holy of institutions,
I married a monster from outer space
In these troubled times, it is more important than ever to hold on to our ancient traditions. Thus, the #FridayMovie polls march on. Here's this week's options:
Silent movie (1976)
Only lovers left alive (2013)
A star is born (1954)
Stranger than paradise (1984)
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all the four elements were in balance
until
until
and the winner is
[long dramatic pause that extends to such a degree that several audience members look around in discomfort]
Silent movie
This week, we poll some of the classics, in my journey towards becoming a film knower. Thus, this week's #FridayMovie options are:
Battleship Potempkin (1925)
Bicycle thieves (1948)
Obaltan (1961)
8½ (1963)
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and the winner is,
marking the second week in a row with an experimental movie about making a movie,
8½
marking the second week in a row with an experimental movie about making a movie,
8½
I am fully understanding why this movie keeps reappearing on "best movie of all time" lists
#FridayMovie time! This week, I present to you, four titles that can not, even with the most tenuous of argumentation, be labelled as christmas movies:
Arsenic and old lace (1944)
The lavender hill mob (1951)
The hidden fortress (1958)
Wizards (1977)
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and the winner is
I must clarify that it is the movie and not the screenplay,
Arsenic and old lace
I must clarify that it is the movie and not the screenplay,
Arsenic and old lace
this was an amazing halloween movie
L'égrégore André ꕭꕬ@sargoth So, like many (not most) I voted for the Wise Men movie 🎄
@Mabande I have been informed it is a headbanger of an experience
Martin
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